Roses are Red, I have a phone, Nobody texts me, Forever alone.

What does Adolf Hitler hate more than Jews? Nothing.

Q: What's worse than finding out you have genital herpes? A: Finding out your grandmother gave them to you

Roses are red, violets are red, sunflowers are red, HOLY CRAP, MY GARDENS ON FIRE!

why did the black man go to court he was a lawyer it's is job

I am black. And i will beat your children. At checkers. They can be the red .

How do you get Pikachu on a bus? Pokemon are fictional, therefore Pikachu is fictional, meaning he would never be at a bus station in the real world at all.

how many jews fit in an oven? none, its illegal to put a person in an oven....

theres no I in Intelligence a.w. j.p.

Your dad isn't gay...but his boyfriend..HES REALLY GAY!

Roses are red Violets are blue I have to go to the bathroom.

If your riding your bicycle down the railroad tracks and your wings fall off how much icecrea does it take to fill a upside down doghouse

Potatoes have skin. I have skin. Therefore, I am a potato.

How do you keep a woman from driving your car? Shoot her.

Yo mama's so fat, she weighs over 400 pounds.

What's red and green And moves at 300mph A frog in a blender

Once a man asked a lady working at the supermarket, Can I see your avocados? She kindly walked him over to the rack where they were being held.

How do you get a black guy down from your tree? You can't, because there aint any.

Wanna hear a dead baby joke? Brittany Spears is pregnant

This is a joke.

What is the difference between a black man dead in the middle of the road... and a deer dead in the middle of the road? One is a human and one is an animal

how do you punish helen keller? leave the plunger in the toilet.

What's worse than having cancer? Two people having cancer

A: my name is Joe and i like onion B: ok

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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