What did the chipmunk say to the nut? I'm gonna eat you.

haha black people :D

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Unless this event results in you being a vegetable.

Why was the little girl crying Someone therew a dump truck at her

Roses are red violets are blue next thing you know my D*** is in you

What do you call a feminist that believes that all women have just as many rights as men? Stupid.

What's worse than finding a knife in your car? Finding a car in your knife.

What do you call a black person who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

Wanna hear a joke? Sure. Me too.

Q) What is black, white, and red all over? A) A zebra that just became the kill of a hungry carnivore

Why is Henrik so AWESOME? Cos HE just IS!!!!

Your Mommy is a gas pump.

what long green and bumpy? a pickle

Life is like a box of chocolates. The worst ones remind you of how horrible your life is.

OK, Billy went to his friend Fred in the tree. And then went inside to get a snack. Then Fred fell out of the Tree and.....landed on a comfy mattress.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley, I live next door.

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

Whats pink red and silver? A baby chewing on reason blades. Whats pink red silver and smells bad? Same baby two weeks later.

Q: Whats blue and white and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A: A tree wearing a denim jacket.

Bala: Brid why don't you drink? Brid: When I was in college I was in students council. Whenever my friends called me during night, I used to go pick them up. Once we were working late in college and in the morning my hair was all ruined...

What did Helen Keller say when she was hit by a bus? . : ; : . : . :

What did the guy say before he learned how to Dougie? Teach me how to Dougie

Why did the chicken cross the road. To get to the other side. Original anti joke.

What's big with fat all over it? Your mom on this dick

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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