Roses are red violets are green i can't rhyme bridge

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A man falls off a building and dies on Impact

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Roses are red Violets are blue If you need a poo.... ...hold it in.

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The Piglodocus has been featured in films such as "Jurassic Pork" and "Land before Swine".

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Why can't the toucann fly anymore? Because they're extinct

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A fat black guy walks into a pet store and asks if he can have a chicken. The cashier says "what do you want a chicken for?" He says " I need to lose weight so I'm hoping to eat its all natural eggs" So the cashier gives him the chicken and the fat black guy lost 50 pounds.

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You know what's cool? Yep.

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I was gonna clean my room. But then my mom did it.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Yes, it's actually very nice.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I kinda have a bad memory What are we doing again?

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If Alex Maitland reads this he is gay

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What happend to the dude who couldnt fart He blew up

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Why did John suck at sports? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

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What's worse than nailing 10 babies to a wall? Ripping them off.

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101 ways to annoy people 1.) lying about having a 101 ways to annoy people

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Your mom is so stupid that she failed out of high school and now has two jobs to support her family.

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What is the difference between a baby and a tree? Its not illegal to hit one with an axe

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If you go to America, you won't see any fat black people. They're all dead and in prison.

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do u like chicken ? ....no good...cuz its for black people.

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Regarding the "I will violate you, your children and your parent if you thumb me red" comment belo. I had a green thumb, I know because I gave it to myself because I am awesome... Now I got none... I person that this this, I cannot wait to X-mas where I will be violating them all, tell them, and as thus remind you that this was their Christmas present from you... Your friendly r*pist neighborhood Moral Man: Yes, I am your neigbor... I cant wait for slot number 24 on my christmas calendar... There is a picture of you and your family... Yummy!

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An American, a Mexican, and a Chinese person are in an airplane. The three of them ponder throwing someone out for a racist reason, but decide to fly to the destination.

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an emo girl walked into a white room

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Adam Claypool is a fag. and his mother sweats my cum. Now that we got that out of the way lets get to the jokes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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