- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did steve do when jane asked him for a pencil? He gave her one.

What did the meteorologist say when there was tornado? There is a tornado 7 miles West of the station.

A man walks in to a bar and everyone screamed running out the door.

why did benny go to the 4th grade school nurse? he had a massive erection.

E M I L Y L Y N C H B I L L I E J E A N L A R K I N YEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

What did the mexican say to the other mexican? Lets go get some tacos.

Q: Why didn't johnny get any Christmas presents? A: Because he died in a house fire 3 years ago.

Yo momma so ugly, she couldn't fulfill her dream of being a model.

Dont listen to your heart all it dose is BEAT BEAT BEAT

Guess what? You guessed it.

What has hands but can't clap? - A Quadraplegic

Sometimes I finger myself to some Madonna and Mary J. Blige shit. - Jesse

a duck walked up to a lemon aid stand and he said to the man running the stand... quack

what did the man do when he fell off the top of a building? Nothing He DIED!!!!!!

What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

What sound did the Moon Man say to the Moon Woman? Nothing, there isn't an atmosphere so sound cannot travel.

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8 knifed 10.

Why did nobody like Anne? She was disabled

Why is this website called anti joke.com? Because it has anti jokes.

your mom is so fat that she had to start going to a gym to exercise and get her weight under control.

What's long and hard and full of semen? An erect penis at the climax of an orgasm.

Q. Whats brown and sticky? A. Poo

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a pub. They order drinks, then leave without speaking to each other. It was pure coincidence they walked into the bar at the same time. They had no connections to each other, them being from three different countries.

my friend said this website was funny, you know what i said?.... its really not!

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