- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bigger worm in your apple.

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he has no arms.

How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

What did the man say to the prostitute? Can I pay you to come with me to a cheap motel and partake in sexual intercourse with me?

I'd rather kill myself than commit suicide.

Why did the man die when he hugged the pillow? He was hallucinating at the grand canyon.

Why did the small 12 year old run away which a chicken. He felt like it and he was carrying bread which the chicken was allergic to.

Wolfjob.

Two biscuits were sitting in an oven. One says to the other hows it going, the other says nothing because he knows that biscuits can't talk.

Nero, I mean it, I want you and your wife to have 15 million dollars, it wont buy you the happiness you seek, but it helps no?

An Irishman walks out of a bar.

you're so stupid, you have trouble understanding what you read, like the newspaper, for example

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

I took my blind grandmother to the art gallary

A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink.

What is long, hard, cries a lot, and can't fall down a man-hole? A baby with a javelin through its neck.

Why did the genie not grant the man his 3 wishes? Genies don't exist, only vampires live in lamps.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was mauled by a bear!

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

roses are red. violetss are black. a knife would go good in your back

Why was the boy in a wheelchair raising money to buy a basketball uniform? Because wheelchair basketball is a popular sport

What do you do when you see an epileptic having a fit in the bath? Laugh at him

What happened when the Asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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