- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than swing a dead baby by a rope? Stopping it with a shovel.

How did the conductor survive the Electric Chair? - He was a bad conducter

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

Why did the man ask his wife to make him a sandwich? He lost both of his arms in the war.

Roses are red Violets are blue Chrome won't stop crashing randomly F*ck Chrome

You know what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Because you touch yourself.

What did Jesus say to the jews? Fuck you.

Somebody has robbed your house, how do you gather evidence? Look for traces of watermelon or chicken bones.

Q:what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile? A:get in the batmobile

What is the Hardest part of helping a grandma who has having trouble crossing the road? Picking the gravel out of the wrinkles in her knees.

Q: What do you call a dad running down a hill? A: A mom running down a hill, I lied about the dad.

A white guy, a black guy, an Asian guy, and a hispanic guy are standing before a cliff. They proceeded to take lovely pictures.

Whats Funnier than a clown? Woman's Basketball.

Q:What the difference between a piano and a guitar A: Nothing, there both instruments and i lied about the difference

Q: How many Jews are there in Germany? A: None, they all died in the holocaust

What's worse than a broken leg? Two broken legs

Why did the little girl fall of the cliff? Someone pushed her

My teacher told me to so a report on women rights.....I turned in a blank sheet! ^.^

How do you kill a blonde? Tell her she can breath underwater.

What do you call a fat zombie? Dead

how do you drowned a blonde? put ankle weights on her and throw her in a river.

what do you get when you give a man viagra? A man with an erect penis. Viagra is known to increase blood flow and vascularization in the penis, allowing for erections for people with erectile dysfunction.

What do you get when you cross the ocean with a dinosaur? Wet.

Q: If a tree falls in a forest and no one is there to hear it, does it still make a sound? A: Yes

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