Why did the chicken cross the road? ... So he didn't get Mono from Janelle.

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What's red and green and goes round and round? A kilt at a scottish dance

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? 17

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Why was Timmy crying? Because he got raped in a van

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how much will u suck my dick for? $100, $50, $25, o u said none so u give freebees!!!!

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What did the black guy say to you when you took his fried chicken Give me back my chicken

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A bear eats some honey. I'm not really sure why and I've never seen a bear eat honey in real life so I don't really know if the bear actually ate any.

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I got bored today and decided to surf the web. Thank you for reading this

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How do you make a baby fit in a bottle? Blender.

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All of the people in the burning building escaped except for one what was wrong with that one person? He was a blind, could not hear and was in a wheelchair.

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?!, who's there?!!!, ya fucking asshole!!!, and quit knockin on my door!, my windows are fine!"

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because I pushed him.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a turkey, idiot.

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What's awesome and rides a unicycle? Rollercoasters. I lied about the unicycle.

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jess always squints her eyes when making a point

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle.

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What would Abraham Lincoln do if he were alive today? Scream and scratch at the lid of his coffin.

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WHO LET THE GHOST OUT! BOO BOO BOO BOO BOO! Mortals: That was a bit funny...

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What do you call a white hankerchief dipped into the red sea? Wet.

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What if algebra teachers were actually pirates, and they're making us find the X so they can search for buried treasure?

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I liked your first album but I feel that it went downhill from there. There are a few good songs on your third album though.

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How do you blindfold an Asian person? Take a price of cloth and put it over his eyes

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How many blind men does it take to change a light bulb? None. They are blind and do not care if it is light or dark in their surroundings.

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