- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a baby in a comma and an iPod? I actually use the baby.

What's black and white and red all over? My dog after she was hit by a car (true story)

knock knock, whos there? billy i dont know who you are, please get away from my front door before i call the authorities

There is a boy in a school............. SUDDENTLY, PEDOBEAR APPEARS!

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Son: Mommy can I have some cookies? Mom: Sure, they're on the top shelf! Son: But I don't have any arms! Mom: No arms, no cookies!

What do you call an old man in his underwear with a bag of pepper on his back while licking pebbles off the sidewalk? Senile.

I don't want to hear another joke about female hygiene, PERIOD! -Lets go Mets

In 2030, what will most people be doing for a living? Using food stamps.

How do you make a little boy cry? Slap the cookie out of his hand.

Abortion.

A black man and a white woman walk into a bar and celebrate their interracial marriage anniversary over a couple of drinks and then call a cab to avoid driving while intoxicated

Yo mommas so dumb she took an IQ test and scored low on it

A black man and a white man are in a car. Which one is driving? A person who is legally allowed and physically capable of operating and automobile.

woman's rights

Whats the difference between a girl and a guy? one receives and one delivers.

Why did the deaf man ask for directions? He didn't as he knew he wouldnt have a clue what they are on about.

Two muffins are in the oven, one muffin says "Gosh it's hot in here!", the other muffin says "HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!".

My mom says hi ............ Jk she says hello

Why arent guys and girls the same? Cause there different

whats an aids victims last wish not to have aids

A chicken crossed the road and the farmer said, "Where the hell is that chicken going!?"

Q: What did the skeleton order when he walked into a bar? A: A beer and a mop.

What's the opposite of white? Black. You're racist. You fapped.

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