- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A fish swims into a bar The town is flooded and thousands are dead

what's better than being stabbed in the testicles with a biro? the Silversun Pickup's album Neck of the Woods

Whats black and hangs from my tree? A slave

what do you call a man with no arms or legs jetskiiing? I don't know but it seems a highly improbably situation.

Why did the man murder his wife? Because she would'nt do the the dishes

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

why did the elephant fall out of the tree? it was hit by a fridge. why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was sellotaped to the elephant.

what did the first fire hi-grin say to the second fire hi-grin nothing they can talk it what just really awkward.

whats green and smells like red paint? green paint

Q. How many blonds do you know? A. I don't know any blonds, but are you perhaps talking about blondes? Because if so, I still don't know any.

Why did Todd have intimacy problems? He was molested as a child.

Timmy eats 32 cookies and eats 30 of them. What does he have? Type 2 Diabetes.

Roses are red Violets are blue Daises are white And Pansies hold hands and skip

Why was the girl crying when she got home? She got raped and mugged on the walk home

what lies in ore an develops a golden tan ken bigleys body

What do you call a tree that grew in the middle of a road? Whatever type of tree it was.

I was going to write a joke about procrastination, but I haven't gotten to it yet.

How do you kill a jew? Same way you would anyone

Roses are red, Violets are dead, I climbed through your window, I'm under your bed

What do a Siamese cat and a birch tree have in common? Both exist.

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

What is a good remedy for the common cold? A piping hot bowl of chicken-noodle soup.

What do you call a black man that works in a church A priest

What did the 80 year old man do to celebrate valentines day with his wife? Nothing, Alzheimer's made him forget about Valentines day.....and that he was married. What did his wife do for Valentines day? Killed herself.

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