a blonde girl gets behind the wheel of a car. and drives to her community college for her morning class

you dint have to be a jew matt

How many Jews can you fit in the car? 4 in the seats and 6 million in the ashtray.

So a Mexican a Jew and a Philippino walk across the street What Happened? the border patrol shot them

what kind of sex did ethan have? webcam sex

Why is adam jackson so black when his parents are white? their was alot of black dick up their during the pregnency. (once you go black, you NEVER go back!)

Why wasn't Kevin Love able to draw a perfect circle. Because, he just wasn't able to get the job done

What did one volcano say to the other? Nothing. Volcanoes are inanimate objects that do not possess the ability to speak.

whats worse than getting ur penis cut off......no holocaust

when life gives you lemons, you should go to the hospital as you may have dyslexia

What's white and smells like crap? An albino tird. Just kidding, Justin Biebers music.

what do you get if you cross a retard with ruddell? andrew ruddel

Yo Momma so fat, that she need the atlantic to take a bath!

Guys are like a sax. If no sound comes out, you're probably not blowing hard enough.

Why wasnt the black man entitled to a social welfare cheque? Because he made quite good money at a nearby hospital, where he worked as a doctor

How many British people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Two. One to screw in the lightbulb, and one to hold the flashlight because the room is probably dark.

what happens when steven hawking walks into a bar? everyone cheers at the miracle of science.

I HATE GEORGE LOPEZ

Did you hear about the man who went up into space without a space suit? He died.

Your mom is so ugly and stupid that people make fun of her and that's not nice.

What do you do to a brain dead man to get his money? Pull the plug.

What is the difference between a bear and berries? No idea? You better stay out of the forest...

What do you call an arab ?

There was once a little boy who started feeling sick. His mother gave him some soup. He died anyway.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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