Son: Mommy can I have some cookies? Mom: Sure, they're on the top shelf! Son: But I don't have any arms! Mom: No arms, no cookies!

Why arent guys and girls the same? Cause there different

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? a nintendo wii.

Yo mommas so dumb she took an IQ test and scored low on it

How do you make a little boy cry? Slap the cookie out of his hand.

Why do Jews have such big noses? They don't; To suggest phenotypic variation along religious lines is preposterous.

What do you call a lubia chin jew slave? Kia

I have two coins in my hand that add up to 30 cents, and one of them is not a nickel. I accidentally dropped them.

What did the child molestor do? He went home and molested children.

What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

A chicken crossed the road and the farmer said, "Where the hell is that chicken going!?"

How do you keep children off your lawn? Touch them.

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here

Q:what is long ,black and red but smells like poo.? A:poo from someone dying of bowel cancer.!

read me write me

whats an aids victims last wish not to have aids

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Almost everything.

What do you call a guy with a rubber toe? . . . . . . . Roberto

Justin Bieber.

A man walks into a bar. He drinks heavily and dies of alcohol poisoning.

Jackie Chan walks into a bar.

There once was a man from Dundee, Whose Limericks ended on line three. I don't know why.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She is a woman ... Who is blind, deaf and mute Therefore considered a danger to herself And those around her.

why did the pancake eat a spanish holiday? Because a plane crashed into his condominium

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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