Where did Adolf go as a vacation after the war? Hell

Why did Steve Jobs die? Because he had cancer

Why did the boy hate his mom? She was a fucking bitch.

even a blind squirrel finds a nut every now and then. but has a high probability of getting hit by a car and slowly dying from crushed limbs

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Not Suzy!!

Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. The mailman who? Anthrax.

why did the baby stop crying his mother killed him with an axe

What did the litlle boy get for christmas? The toy which he could only dream about. His father got cancer.

knock knock who's there? your destiny

What is the difference between an empty bucket and a bucket of water? The Water.

how many Ethiopians can you fit in a bathtub? all of them.

a guy walked into a bar, ordered a drink, sipped it slowly thinking of his waisted youth. then he finished his drink and went home to his wife of 34 years

What did the Chicken say to the Turkey Nothing, Chickens don't talk.

What do you call a baby that fell in lava Dead

Q: which is easier to unload a truck of dead babies or a truck of alove babies? A: dead babies cause u can use a pitchfork

Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken?

Why didn't jimmy get to eat his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

Cosmopolitan magazine releases an issue without any sex tips.

Puns are terrible. I love them.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah

What starts with C and ends with UNT. Ciretrunt

whats the diffrence between madeline macan and a submarine? there isnt one there both at the bottom of the sea and full of seaman

Smoke Day, Every Weed.

How do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

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