Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is a woman.

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I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Are you black? Kill yourself.

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What do you get when someone tells you an anti joke? An anti joke.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stoplight turned green

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What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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Why did the car catch fire? It was parked in Ferguson, MO

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roses are red so is ur face dont look at me like im a crazy bitch

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Roses are red, Violets are rare because of the irreversible damage to our ecosystem in recent years.

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the WNBA

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A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

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why did the man cross the rode? He didn't he got hit by a bus

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Knock knock... Knock knock... Knock knock... Unfortunately, nobody was home to sign for Marks parcel.

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Q: what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill? A: mudslide

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Why did the chicken change the projector reel? To get to the other slide.

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Roses are blue Violets are red This isn't humor The Hell's wrong with you?

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A bloke runs into the bank, says to the girl "Stick 'em up!" She says "Righty-o, matey" and sellotapes his bollocks to the ceiling.

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What do skeet disks and Jewish babies have in common? Hitler used to shoot them out of the sky.

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some weirdo nerd was just convicted of a hit and run Just kidding. All he did was suffocate your dad with a whoopee cusion.

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I hate weddings! Old people always poke u and say "ur next" so I've decided to do the same to them... At Funerals

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Billy Idol walks into a New York City Bar. He snorts lines of coke with his comrades in the bathroom and continues his night by having sex with attractive underage females

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Why couldn't the dinosaur sing? Because dinosaurs are extinct

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Why didn't Jenny's mom give her any Christmas presents? She was a selfish, mean, woman and didn't care about her children.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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