- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

jordan godfrey is good looking lolololol

If a man is called a manly man, what is a dude called? A dudely dude.

Sigh, everybody in the world hates me :( Moral: Seven billion people? Realy?

Your mother is so stupid because as a child, she was unable to keep up with what was being taught as she unfortunately had a learning disability.

The stone said to tree I wanna be car the tree replied you cant be a car. Forever a stone

Y couldn't you stop the bowling ball? Because it was going down a hill.

Two black guys are seen running out of a convenient store. They've just received word that two planes crashed into the twin towers, both their sons worked maintenance on the 73rd floor.

what happened to the man that no one cares about? No one cares

A duck walks ino a bar...... fck this sht im going to candy land.

How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

What do you call Americans Watching Canadians? Hockey

What word starts with a P and ends with an ORN?.......Popcorn sickos!

A: Ask me if I am an Orange. B: "Are you an Orange?" A: No.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

What do you say when you walk into an optical? "Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?"

Women's rights

What is brown and salty? A pretzel.

What's worse than being a Jew in the Holocaust? Nothing.

Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

A horse walks into a bar, it broke both its legs and was then put down.

The kid next door was running around shouting spells and carrying a wand. ''I bet you'd love to be like Harry Potter!'' I told him. ''Yes!'' he exclaimed. So I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The grass is always greener on the other side.

A women answers the phone. -"Hello?" -"Yes, hi, have I reached the Smiths?" -"No, you've reached the wrong number" The two women hand up, and continue with their lives.

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