- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what the difference between a dog and a blue whale? im going to burn your house down

Why did the chicken cross the road?

a man rides on his horse to rohde island and back. he rode on Friday and returned on Friday. damn, that's one fat horse

Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

what did the little boy say to his mom? nothing his mother died in childbirth.

If 2 wrongs make a right and 2 rights make a wrong, then when you have 4 rights=2 wrongs, you have a true statement. If you have 8 rights = 4 wrongs, you have a verified statement.

AIDS is not a lifestyle it's a choice - and you chose wrong.

What's another name for asexual reproduction? Parthenogenesis.

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? He's dead.

How do you make a man cry? you torture him

you give like i give lomain

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 and 7 are non-living objects and cannot show fear or anger.

What did the empty bar stool say to the one next to him? "You look like you have a lot on your shoulders!"

Why did the gay kid drop his ice cream Because he got punched in the face.

Have you ever seen the episode of the powerpuff girls where they save the day?

The chicks at the bar last night were do hot. The girls weren't half bad either

How did Jimmy get hit by the car? He dropped his Ice cream cone.

why did the man stop his bike he was having a heart attack

How do you make a baby cry? You kill its mother.

Why'd the blonde jump out the window? To kill herself

Why did the boy fail his maths test? He had no eyes due to a vicious bear attack earlier that year so couldn't read the questions or study from books resulting in him not being able to complete the task he was given.

Whats black, blue, and red all over? A man who has just been severally beaten.

Why did I the granda fall out of her wheel chair?. She fell down the steps

what did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware river? Get in the boat.

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