Whats the difference between a horse and glue? Nothing

Man: Did it hurt? Woman: huh? Man: Did it hurt when i killed your family?

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face" The horse responds "My daughter has cancer"

Knock, Knock Who's There

What did one chick in a clothes shop say to another? That's cheap

what has two feet and is black all over? your mom after she died in a horrific house fire.

What do you call a bunch of mexicans jumping out of a truck a family with not alot of money to afford a car so they are forced to ride a truck that can barely fit them all

I've always hated people saying "last one there is a rotten egg" because don't you want to be a rotten egg so you don't get eaten?

what will you do if you become a ruler of the world? Waking up, its just a dream GET REAL!

Q: Why couldn' the muslim eat pork? A: Because he had been raped and killed by a giant scorpion.

A man walks into a bar gets drunk gets in his car and has a terrible crash because he was to intoxicated the end.

whats something you really wanna call a black person it starts with an "N" and ends in an "R" A. Friend i was joking about the "N" and "R"

whats white and sticky glue

hi charles lattuca III

Have you ever heard of a goose?

Have you accepted Jesus Christ as your lord and savior?

What are you getting for Christmas? Wasted.

How many republicans does it take to change a lightbulb? CHANGE?????

Two penguins sitting in a bath tub. One says, "Pass the soap." The other says, "What do you think I am, a clock!?!?"

what do you call someone with one arm? Handicapped.

Mum says therirs ups in life... I have the Downs

How do you scare a lawyer? Threaten to kill his family.

What's worse than The Holocaust? CREED...

how do you get a clown off a swing? hit him with an axe

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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