What did the ant say to the bush? Ernest Borgnine.

1: I know a lot of people hate Mondays, but my least favorite day of the week is Thursday. 2: Can I ask why? 1: Of course you can. Everyone has free will.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Phil.

The duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said to the man who was running the stand, hey I cancer CC

Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a tape worm in your apple.

There once was a man from Nantucket, He sailed a boat.

Q. How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? A. That obviously depends on the size of the bathtub and each individual infant.

Why did Sally ask for ketchup? She wanted to use it on her french fries.

You're Mom is Dead She was killed by a Grammer Nazi for me misspelling Your

A man walks into a vagina. The man, expecting a holiday inn, is very confused, and later gets mauled by five bears, who mistook his scent for a fish.

Roses are white, Violets are white, holy shit i can see the light.

someone had sex with Justin bieber end result Justin went into labor

What did Michelle Obama get for Christmas? Cancer

BEST PLACE IN THE WORLD COPENHAGEN !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A cat jumped into a swimming pool It drowned and was cremated.

Whats more sad then four black men in a car driving off a cliff? The man they stolen the car from doesn't have car insurance.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms.

knock knock who is there who who who your an owl

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

What's brown and slimy? brown slime

What is the difference between a Nigga and a bucket of shit? ....The bucket.

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck, if a wood chuck could chuck oak? Well, If an oatmeal man could oat chuck oat, then a wood oat chucker could chuck oats.

Whats big, round and orange? A big round orange

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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