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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama is so fat that her belly button reaches the door 15 minutes before she does- by Adam Chebali

A student asks a teacher: Sir, how much time would it take for me to do this quiz. Teacher says: From the second I give you this test to the second you hand it back to me.

What did the gym coach tell his student? Come on! You can do it! Push harder!

What do you call a chicken with no head? A chicken with no head.

What do you call a bug stepped on 47 times, then burned to a crisp? Dead

What do you do if a black man steals your flatscreen TV? Give up, he's probably in Mexico by now.

Two muffins were in an oven. The first muffin says: 'It sure is hot in here!' The second muffin says: 'Why are they only cooking two muffins?'

Roses are red Tulips are blue Wait, no sorry That's violets.

Whats the difference between KFC and Starbucks? KFC didn't murder your sister.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One says to the other, "Boy, it's hot in here." The other muffin doesn't say anything because it is a muffin.

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what is the best part about sleeping with twenty six year olds? they are usually very experienced in sexual intercourse so there isn't much awkwardness

ok, a family walks into a talant agency, the talent agent says "What can you do". The family breaks out into a sing and dance routine, and do nothing sexual in their routine.

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a Fridge.

Why did the deer cross the road? It didn't, the animal species is incapable of having a logical reason to possessing the will to cross a road. ruhtard

Q: What did the lesbian say to her partner? A: We cannot get married in forty five states.

Why does the boy like ice-cream? It tastes good.

If you were a booger, I'd pick you and then wash my hands directly after because boogers are gross

Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust

Whats worst than being stuck in a cage with one blonde? Being stuck in a cage with four blondes.

How did the blind man escape the mugger? He ran into a bus.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a nest of worms in your apple.

When Chuck Norris claps, his two hands slam together, creating rather loud soud.

What does a homeless man get for Christmas? A gun to kill himself with

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