So a crippled guy rolls into a bar..

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Why did Sam have no friends? He was dead.

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A lost young boy walks into a bar to ask for a map. The Bartender takes him into a room and rapes him.

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Why did Hitler shoot himself? Because he found out Chuck Norris was a Jew.

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Why did the black guy cross the road? His car was parked across the street.

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Forgiveness is what weaklings beg for, while redemption is what the strong succeed at.

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waiter! waiter! theres a fly in my soup! the waiter immediately retrieved a new soup and gave them a 50% discount for the misshap.

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What's got one leg and no eyes? A leg.

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What's black and white and red all over? A plague victim.

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What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? -They're both purple except the rabbit.

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Whats worse than a worm in your apple? -slavery

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Who lived in a pineapple under the sea?

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Roses are red, violets are blue, i get tired of this shit let's have some grey goose

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A Jewish person was found dead in an alley way last night, Hitler did nothing wrong.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was in the oven because the farmer was cooking it for dinner.

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There was a blonde, brunette, and a redhead. They are spending a relaxing afternoon together as a result of being restricted to their heavy therapeutic sessions which they are constantly in need of because all three have been diagnosed with clinic depression since everyone jokes about them so much and in conclusion, they don't see each other very often.

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Knock Knock Who's There Carly Carly Who Hey I just met you, and this is crazy So here's my number and call me maybe

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Why is Diarreah genetic? It runs in your genes.

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm color blind, How about you?

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why did the students in 7/8 red try to commit suicide? they had miss harding as a teacher!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let out the chicken?

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What's the difference between a black man and a bicycle? ( I don't know. ) You're so racist.

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your friend is gay, but you are not. nothing happens

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Q. what happend to the guy who walked by an alley in new york? A. he got beat up by a robber wich took hes money, cellphone, keys and his abillity to walk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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