Why did the vagina smell so bad? Because it had yeast infection.

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Q: Whats A Schoolbus Full Of Black Children??? A: A Rotten Banana!!!

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What happened to the fish? It drowned

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Why was Jimi's mom sad? Because Jimi suddenly fell to the floor clenching his neck while saying "I'm Dying!"

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

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Why did the blonde go to law school? She was sick of people assuming that she was not an intelligent woman due to negative sterotypes about her gender and hair color and set out to prove said people wrong.

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What is the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes you laugh and one is just a clown.

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Justin Bieber walked into a strip club. Selena Gomez wasn't there.

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A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says, "What'll it be?" The duck says "Got any grapes?"

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Why did the piece of gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chicken's foot.

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mangos mandarins mushrooms mustache :{

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What do a blonde and a good beer have in common? They both go down easy.

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What do you call a drunk, blind, deaf monkey driving a car? A bloody good driver!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer was sexually abusive.

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Why did the boy let the falling brick hit him in the head? He had no legs, so he could not move

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A man is driving and hits a woman. Who's fault is it? The man's: pedestrians always have the right of way.

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what did one bean say to the other bean??? hows it been.

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Where did Suzy go after the explosion? - Everywhere.

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How do you stop a bus? throw a boy with an ice cream cone infront of the bus. but...come to think of it, that may not work. he might drop the ice cream on top of it >:l

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a white guy, a black guy, and a latino guy all walk into a bar. The white man explains how his family is in turmoil because of his alcholism, the black guy shares his affection for crack, and the latino man explains why he shouldnt be here due to illegal immigration. They all hate their lives. Quack

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Jesus, Buddha and Mohamed walked into a bar and say: "There is as much validity in this fiction as in our collective works.

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A man walks into a bar. He goes up to the Bar Tender and says, "Hit me with all you got!" The bar tender then ducks down under the bar out of sight. He comes back up with a sledge hammer and viciously murders the man. Blood spews everywhere and many others are brutally murdered shortly afterwards. :)

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Little Johnny is sleeping overnight at a school camping trip. The teacher goes around to check tents to make sure everybody is falling asleep fine. Little Johnny, however, says, "Miss, I am scared of the dark. Can I sleep in your tent instead?" The teacher reluctantly agrees, finishes checking around and brings Little Johnny to her tent. "Miss, can I play with your belly button with my finger? My mommy lets me", asks little Johnny. The teacher reluctantly agrees. Suddenly, the teacher jumps up. "THAT WASN'T MY BELLY BUTTON!", she shouts. "Yeah," says Little Johnny. "Well that wasn't my finger, either."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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