- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did my toaster break? because it was made in china

An Irishman walks out of a bar.

why did jenny drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock who's there? not jenny.

An underage man walks into a bar. He then was shot and kicked out of the bar. An overage person found the body. What age is he? Normal Age

How do you help a black person find a job ? Tell them places that are hiring.

Patient- "Doctor, doctor help me! I've only got 59 seconds to live!" Doctor- "I'll be there in a minute."

what did the black guy get from churches chicken? fried chicken.

Q. bob had 93 chocolate bars and ate 74 what does he have now? A. diabetes

Q. What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a plastic bag? A. One is white, plastic and dangerous to young children, the other is a plastic bag.

The chickens have become self-aware!

What's big, white, and red all over? A refrigerator that happened to fall on a small child.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

Person 1: Ask me if i'm a tree Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapeled to the chicken

On a scale of 1 to Kevin James, how much do you exercise?

There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

Why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because you would get charged with vehicular manslaughter and have the NAACP all up in your ass.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one does, too.

A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods, the bear asks the rabbit does shit stick to your fur? The rabbit says no, so the bear wipes his ass on the rabbit

A man walks into a casino, and when he walks out his family has no home.

Two birds were sitting on a perch, one turned and said to the other, "Do you smell fish?"

Why doesnt mexico have an olympic team? Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim in already in america.

Hi, my name is Jake.

Roses are red Violets are red I have Ebola

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