- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The black man at the narcotics anonymous meeting said, "oh, this isn't bingo is it?" then walked out of the room feeling mildly embarassed.

What does a homeless man get for Christmas? A gun to kill himself with

What did the white guy say when a black man punched him? Ow, i am sueing for assault. that is a crime

How do you wake up lady gaga? Poke 'er face.

A duck walked up to a lemonade stand. The owner of the stand marveled at how close such an adorable duck was to him and proceeded to sell lemonade undisturbed.

What did the red-haired barber say to the father who abandoned him at birth? Nothing. The father sat to the side and read a magazine as the barber cut the hair of his legitimate child, failing to recognize the irony of the situation.

Why did Isaac cross the road? Because Jake did Why did Isaac cross the road? Because mum told him not to Why did Isaac cross the road? Because Maya was there

My favorite color is Ham. And I can count to Potato.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: He had no arms Q: Why did the frog fall out of the tree? A: He was stapled to the monkey's face

Bob goes to the store and buys some food.

How do you get a horse to stop humping your leg? Pick it up and suck its dick.

Why was six afraid of seven? because seven has cold, dead eyes.

Knock Knock! Who's there? The Police The Police who? We're sorry Ma'am your son has died in a car accident... --------- Knock Knock! Who's there? Not your son

A lawyer walks into a bar, and due to the repercussions of severe head trauma was never able to do so again.

Why was Jesus Christ white? Because it would be a lot better if I had more confidence in myself...

Do you know what lmnop is? No. A group of five consecutive letters.

What do you call it when a black guy is talking to a white guy? A conversation.

Q:How many pieces of paper can one tree make? A:Trees cannot make paper, people make paper from trees. So the answer is none, a tree can't make any paper whatsoever.

Q:How do you kill Chuck Norris ? A:You don't , He kills you first.

What's sad about a mexican man dying in a car crash? He had a family that loved and cared for him.

what did the chickpea say to the raison when he got called big but? Atleast i dont have a stick up my but.

Lucy laughed at the joke. Then realised she had gangrene.

Your momma's so fat she has diabetes and my have to get one of her legs amputated. It's actually quite sad.

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