Knock knock... Knock knock... Knock knock... Unfortunately, nobody was home to sign for Marks parcel.

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What do u call a bunch of white dudes siting on a bench ......the NBA

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Are you black? Kill yourself.

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I hate weddings! Old people always poke u and say "ur next" so I've decided to do the same to them... At Funerals

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the WNBA

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Roses are blue Violets are red This isn't humor The Hell's wrong with you?

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What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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Why did the chicken change the projector reel? To get to the other slide.

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What do skeet disks and Jewish babies have in common? Hitler used to shoot them out of the sky.

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I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

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An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

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roses are red so is ur face dont look at me like im a crazy bitch

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A bloke runs into the bank, says to the girl "Stick 'em up!" She says "Righty-o, matey" and sellotapes his bollocks to the ceiling.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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How do you get five black men in a car? You offer them a good deal, then show them the car fax.

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Q: What did a rock say to a Another Rock? A: Don't take things for Granite!

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What did the plane say to the twin towers? Boom

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What did the rock say to the tree. It didn't say anything, rocks don't talk.

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Q. How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? A. That obviously depends on the size of the bathtub and each individual infant.

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Billy Idol walks into a New York City Bar. He snorts lines of coke with his comrades in the bathroom and continues his night by having sex with attractive underage females

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A man walks into a vagina. The man, expecting a holiday inn, is very confused, and later gets mauled by five bears, who mistook his scent for a fish.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a tape worm in your apple.

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What did the ant say to the bush? Ernest Borgnine.

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Roses are white, Violets are white, holy shit i can see the light.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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