What kind of toy do you give to a dead baby? A death rattle.

Why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because you would get charged with vehicular manslaughter and have the NAACP all up in your ass.

The chickens have become self-aware!

A man walks into a casino, and when he walks out his family has no home.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow You were probably expecting a poem or something but no this is just a gardening fact

why did jenny drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock who's there? not jenny.

Two birds were sitting on a perch, one turned and said to the other, "Do you smell fish?"

What happened when the Hispanic man dropped his Wollet? He picked it up

There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

q: what do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex? a: sex, just like everyome else calls it

A man died. What was his name? Phil. His name was Phil.

Roses are red Violets are red I have Ebola

An Irishman walks out of a bar.

Q. bob had 93 chocolate bars and ate 74 what does he have now? A. diabetes

Hi, my name is Jake.

Why doesnt mexico have an olympic team? Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim in already in america.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

How do you help a black person find a job ? Tell them places that are hiring.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Knock Knock Whos there? Jason Oh, ok come in.

What's big, white, and red all over? A refrigerator that happened to fall on a small child.

Patient- "Doctor, doctor help me! I've only got 59 seconds to live!" Doctor- "I'll be there in a minute."

A Blonde walks into a bar. She is in an abusive relationship and drinking her pain away.

A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods, the bear asks the rabbit does shit stick to your fur? The rabbit says no, so the bear wipes his ass on the rabbit

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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