Brian: Have you seen my slippers? Louise: What the hell are you doing in myhouse? Help ! Police! Brian: You have amnesia like in that film 50 first dates Louise: What film? I don't remember that Brian: Exactly

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How do you kill a fish? You bite off its head.

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I am quite mature.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: You were adopted.

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what has one ear, one leg, one eye, one arm, and is Jewish half a Jew

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Knock-Knock Who's there? The UPS guy dumb ass

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why did the blind kid cross the road... because he was sick of being blind

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What's worse than winning the lottery? Anything, really...

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your mom was so fat that she died.

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why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got run over

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Q. What's worse than 9/11? A. That one shark jumping episode of Happy Days.

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Why could susan not get up? Because her limbs were hacked off by a African militia group.

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What do you call nuts on a wall? Walnuts. What do you call nuts on your chest? Chestnuts. What do you call nuts on your chin My dick in your mouth.

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What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is an Italian food that is an American favorite, and the other is a follower of Judaism.

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What do a Mexican and a elephant have in common? Aside from the fact they're both alive beings, they share the same kingdom, phylum, class and the fact of both being alive beings, each other are in constant contact with the environment, they both share affectionate ties with partners of their species, being them from the same family, breeding partner ou even just alive beings of the same especies of each one.

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What is the difference between a rabbit and a stick? One lives and one not.

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Where does a jew with ADD go ? A concentration camp

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-Your mom worked as a prostitute and died a virgin.

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what do mr. potato head and micheal jackson have in common? their noses come off pretty easily

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How do you tell if your lesbian lover has cheated on you? If she's pregnant.

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Why don't Catholics allow people to wear condoms? Because they get stuck in the alter boys braces.

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What is black and blue and doesn't like sex? The 6 year old in my basement.

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Why did the teacher give the little boy a golden star? He was a Jew and it was in Germany during the 1940's

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Just friends, they too pretend to be you and copy the way you write and express yourself, I told them to stop though, Azure threatened someone here a cultist of sorts I think, that does not exactly put us in a better light with the people that where getting our messages, and yes they are coded, I sincerely had no idea though,

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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