3

ALCATRAZ IS REOPENED!

A man is taking a shower in jail where he drops the soap. He proceeds to pick the soap up and cleans the rest of his body, puts his orange jumpsuit on and returns to his cell.

How do you learn how to drive? You get in the driver seat

25

Me: Have you ever eaten Ethiopian food? You: No. Me: Neither have they.

Why can't Helen Keller read? Because she is dead.

So a man walks into a bar and gets a drink, then a man walks up to him and tries to start a fight, the first man says, "No thanks" and walks home.

Why did the chicken cross the road? ...because chickens love to confound people.

What do you do if you see a cat crossing the street? Hit it of course!

Why Are Parking Lines White? - So You Can See Them...

Whats green and has white spots? Idk im asking you

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? Pizza does not scream when it goes in the oven.

Your mom is so fat her daily calorie intake is dangerously above the recommended 2000 per day.

I'm Ryan Dunn, and this is a 120mph car crash

Why do midgets laugh when they run? The grass tickles their balls.

What do cookies and Ruber have in common? Ones edible one is not

So, a Vulcan walks into a bar... and he doesn't say anything, because Vulcan's suppress their emotions.

Why did the fat kid rob a pizza shop? Because he happened to like pizza.

Why is yellow afraid of 7? Impossible. Colors have no sense of fear.

wat do u call a person who is ugly ugly

How many babies can you breast feed? 2

A student asks a teacher: Sir, how much time would it take for me to do this quiz. Teacher says: From the second I give you this test to the second you hand it back to me.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...