Why did the monkey fall out of the tree, because it was dead. why did the second monkey fall out of the tree, becuase it was dead. why did the third monkey fall out of the tree, because he thought it was a game!

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What do you call a group of black guys riding on horseback? You don't. You call the cops first.

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why did logan cross the road? to get raped by his father again

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What did the gay man see when he looked out the window? A UPS truck that was shipping a monkey

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Why do we park in driveways and drive in parkways? Good question.

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Why did the Asian ace the test? Because she had worked very diligently, taken copious notses, and studied fervently until she had a thorough mastery of the topic.

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We spent trillions of tax payer's money on the death of 1 man... wait that's not funny...

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Q: A squirrel a chipmunk and a spider monkey are fighting over these nuts. Who gets them? A: Your Mom ;p

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Q: whats red, spins, and screams? A: a baby in a blender

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A man walked into a bar, He then realised that he was likely to become the butt of a joke quite soon and subsequently left to take his kids to the park.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 0

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Illumati Confirmed

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How do you keep an idiot in suspense? You watch a suspenseful TV program and pause at the right moment.

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Why did Johnny throw his money on the floor? Because he was giving it to charity

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what do you call a woman that didnt make you a sandwich? An ambulance

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How many chickens did Moses bring to the ark? 2

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RACIST JOKE Why did the racist cross the road? He wanted to get to the other side.

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im gay

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to change the bulb, one to suck my dick!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? If you don't know the answer by now, there's something wrong with you.

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Josh Moran peels off his foreskin while watching gay porn.

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An Irishman walks out of a pub. Just kidding.

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One day, a mother was speaking with her daughters. "Mommy," the first one said, "Why did you name me Daisy?" "Because when we brought you home, a daisy petal fell on your head." "Mommy," the second daughter said, "Why did you name me Rose?" ""Because when we brought you home, a rose petal fell on your head." "MMMBWWAAAAGGGH!" the last daughter cried. She was born with severe special needs and is incapable of coherent speech.

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Q: What starts with "F" and ends with "uck"? A: "Fred is raping your sister with a puck."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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