- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a person without a heart? Not alive.

Haunnaka in 1940's Germany. six thousand people die. in one minute.

In Pokemon, why are bug types super effective against dark types? Because Ebola affected a lot in Africa.

Q: So I don't get it. Do women actually like not having penises and testicles? Do they genuinely enjoy it? A: Silly boy. Women ADORE not having penises and testicles. You just can't get your mind around someone having different preferences in anatomy than you.

Why does the Pentagon have twice as many toilets built as is legally obliged? Racial segregation

Why did the 3 legged dog fall over? Because it was knocked over by a passing pedestrian.

Guess what your birth certificate really is. An apology letter from the condom factory.

Angus is so Scottish he wears a kilt when it is socially appropriate.

Salt: "Hi there!" Slug: "AAÀAAAAAAAAAGGGHHHHH!!!" dies

Why did the man die when he hugged the pillow? He was hallucinating at the grand canyon.

Why was the girl crying? She prolapsed.

How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he has no arms.

Two biscuits were sitting in an oven. One says to the other hows it going, the other says nothing because he knows that biscuits can't talk.

What did the man say to the prostitute? Can I pay you to come with me to a cheap motel and partake in sexual intercourse with me?

A White, a Mexican, and a Chinese guy all take a boat to go exploring.

I'd rather kill myself than commit suicide.

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? several.

a white man, an asian man, and a mexican man are on a plane and they realize how inefficient the airline was in filling the flight, seeing as there were only three men on board.

Whats worse than 20 dead babies in a garbage can? A: The smell

why is justin bieber so pale? Because he hasn't come out of the closet.

Why is John single? Because women are materialistic.

What did the girl say to the other girl? Nothing. She got hit in the head with a pineapple

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bigger worm in your apple.

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