A: Why do you look like a dog? B: Idk.

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Why did the woman step away from the kitchen? To pick up her paraplegic son, who had fallen.

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What do you call a black man riding a bike? A hard worker, he saved up his money for weeks trying to buy a bicycle.

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms.

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A man says to his wife, "Honey, sex just hasn't been the same lately." "That's probably because of my yeast infection," replies his wife.

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What was going through the man's head on the 51st floor when the first plane hit? The 52nd floor.

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one man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. when he was drinking the beer he choked and died

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I came to the bar at 7:00. What time did I leave at? There was no clock at the bar I went to, therefore i cannot determine when I left or when I cmae, so my above opinion is clearly incorrect.

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Why couldn't the black man swim? He has no legs.

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A man walked into a bar owch

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Q: what r u eating under there? A: underwear ewww thats nasty

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How many blonds douse it take to change a light bulb I dont know it hasn't happened yet

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"Whats that boy? Timmy fell down the well??" Bout time

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Jo Brand no longer looks like a ball sack draped over a football.

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What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a ferrari? You can't find a ferrari in my garage.

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A paralyzed guy walks into a bar... Oh wait, he can't.

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Why did it rain happiness? The people who wrote the jokes above and below this one exploded.

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I put the word **** in a post. Anti Joke starred it and the joke didn't make sense anymore.

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Why did the Mexican cross the border? He was hoping to achieve greater economic prosperity and well-being for his family. penis.

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why did the little girl eat grapes? because she felt like it.

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what did the gay man say to the pole? May i have this dance

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because it wanted ti get to to other side. why did the medic cross the road? beacause there was a seriously injured chiken on the side of the road, it had been hit by a fat man on a jog

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Why cant Helen Keller driver? She's a woman

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How do you scare a brunette? Hide behind a door or wall until the unsuspecting person walks by, then jump out and yell.

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