- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

whats fat round and bouncing off the ground= George goodburn

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks: dude, what happened to your eye? The man replies: abuse.

What is worse than being eaten alive by a shark? Being force fed live goat intestines while Kevin Spacey rapes your father.

Donald Duck walks into a drug store and asks the lady behind the counter for a bag of condoms. So the lady says, "Sure thing sir, would you like me to put that on your bill"? Donald says," THIT(Shit)NO, I'LL THUFFOCATE! (Suffocate)

Why do jews get their foreskin cut off? Because they're jewish.

why was the boy sad? there was a frog stapled to his face.

You wanna pop a bottle? I hope you are referring to bottles of water as I am underage and I refuse to partake in any said consumption of alcoholic beverages

How many Hairdressers does it take to change a lightbulb. Usually one.

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are dead

Why did the Asian boy drop his milk? Because he had a stroke.

What did the kid with cancer get for Christmas?? -nothing, he didn't make it that far

What's green and has wheels? grass... i lied about the wheels

what smells like red paint, but tastes blue? my heroine OD panflets

why was the black man on the bus? cause he needed to get to work

Why couldn't the old man see the Moon? Because he was blind and it was daytime.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a schizophrenic And so am I

How do you get a clown to get off a swingset? Chop off his arms and legs.

A man walks into an oven. He suffers severe burns and dies on a hospital bed

What did the chipmunk say to the nut? I'm gonna eat you.

whats does a dog cat spider and rat have in common?the dog cat and rat are all mammals.Exept for the rat idiot!!you should have figured THAT out before!!!

Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? Because he's dead!

Your mama's so fat that when she farted, gas came out!

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