what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

Why did little Timmy fall down? Because he was shot in the head.

what's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? a Jew is a person and a pizza is a food

What's the difference between an orange? A bicycle because a vest doesn't have any sleeves.

What do you say to a black man in the morning? Good morning

joe: guess what. Bob: what. Joe: nothing I just wanted to talk

sky's sty

a father listens to his son while he was on the computer. he heard "BABBY BABBY OHHHHH" and busted in He was releaved to find him masterbating to porn because he thought it was Justin Beiber

i'm not random but cheese does get a bit purple if you leave it in your laptop then the battery dies and the sun expands and kills every dodo alive even though they're extinct but that not the point

Whats gay, has a nice ass, and can such a mad dick? Everyone at LNS, including me, Glenn. Just kidding I like bitches.

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

Knock Knock Who's There Al Qaeda

What did the blind man say to his teacher? Nothing, blind people can't talk.

yo mommas so poor she doesn't live in a house

Yes!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!! Yes!!!

A man walks into a bar. Another man becomes the Limbo State Champion.

Nancy Kerrigan walks into a club

hat did the fridge say to the oven your hot baby \

What's the coolest place to be in the solar system? Uranus.

What's sad about a dog and it's owner dying in a car accident? They were on their way to the vet.

If gluttony is a serious sin, why are so many Christians fat? Because they have bad eating habits.

Why would a dog sniff another dog's butt hole? Because that is what they do.

What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

whats hard long and you put it in your mouth everyday a toothbrush

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