- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Knock Knock!?! A: Lettem' in!!!!

You're such a dork you were found on the bottom of a whale.

Chuck Norris doesn't just have a chin underneath his beard. He also has part of his neck underneath his beard.

-Knock-knock. -Who's there? -Interrupting Doctor. -Interrup.. -You have cancer.

what's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings what's worse than 2 bee stings? the Holocaust. what's worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What has 3 eyes, green fur and blue ears? Nothing.

A Japanese Nuclear Scientist goes to the swimming pool, and buys a ticket. He went to the changing rooms and proceeded to have a lovely bit of exercise, which helped him burn off the calories from his carbohydrate based luncheon.

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What is red and smells like brown feces? Bloody feces

Man: Hey girl for a minute there I thought I had died and gone to heaven, but now I realize that I am very much alive, and that heaven has been brought to me. Girl: No actually you were right the first time we are both dead right now.

Whats big, grey, and cant climb trees? A carpark

WHAT HAS MAN BOOBS THE SIXE OF JUPITER BOMBER NEVILLE

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A teacher tells one of her students, "If I say 'I am beautiful', which tense is that?" The student tells her, "Didn't your mother ever tell you that lying is bad?"

knock knock who's there the police you're under arrest for the kidnapping, and murder of 12 girls you have the right to remain silent anything you say or do can and will be used against you in the court of law

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

Whats worse then a worm in your apple This joke

A man walks into a bar and orders 10 shots of tequila. He later goes home drunk and beats his wife. His wife is getting a divorce.

2 Men Walk Into A Bar, I Forget The Rest.

Why do deer have horns? Because god made them that way.

whats in a red suit with a white beard and jolly......st.nick jerking of and blowwing a load in your stocking while taking a shit on you coffee table before theen hanging it back up over the fire place

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