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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Why can't you hear pterodactyl when it goes to the bathroom?" "Because the pee is silent?" "No, because they are dead, you idiot."

What's the difference between and train carriage and a miscarriage? You can't eat a train carriage!

How many Mexicans does it take to cross the border? Don't answer, just think and laugh.

Which is worse, 9/11 or the holocaust? Biting into an apple and finding a worm.

An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Mexican and an American are on a plane. It crashes due to an oversight concerning its weight limit, killing all of its passengers.

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? A: I'm sorry. I was raised in an abusive home and I never learned how to properly express my emotions. I'm going to seek professional counseling but in the meantime we should end our relationship for your safety.

Roses are red violets are blue. Yes.

what did the boy say to the over weight girl your fat

I once met a giraffe, It needed a bath, When I turned on the water, It started to swim, Because it was actually a fish.

Ask me if I'm a cucumber. Are you a cucumber? No.

How do you kill a Jewish person? You shoot him multiple times in the face

A man walked into a bar with his parrot, a guy says 'That's a nice pet where did you get it?' 'From africa' The parrot said.

My Mom was strutting down the runway. Then she got trampled by a plane.

What's worse than getting no presents for Christmas? Ass-rape!

what happened to the chicken who crossed the road he didn't realize that the light was green

Alright so an elite group of Navy Seals walk into a mansion. They open fire on Osama Bin Laden and kill him.

ive got nothing funny to say, so this is what its like to be a woman

Q: What do you call a black woman who can't tell you who her baby daddy is? A: "Mam". Rape is a serious and painful crime, and the strength to raise a child on her own without her consent is worthy of respect.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because, 32!

Why doesn't Susie have a bike? She has no arms. Who pushed Johnny off a cliff? Definitely not Susie.

What did Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashed? Nothing.

someone says they've been "dying laughing"... no they haven't; they're quite capable of still breathing and functioning in every day life.

Why do cows have bad hand writing? because they don't have thumbs

Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

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