- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Justin Bieber walks into a bar, has a few drinks, chats with some fans, and leaves. The very next day, Justin Bieber is out buying groceries.

What's the difference between a bag full of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

If you are riding uphill in a canoe and the wheels fall off, how many pancakes does it take to fit in the dog house? None. Ice cream has no bones.

Roses are red violets are blue I fucked your mom now im about to fuck you to.

Jack and Jill went up the hill....Just kidding, it was only Jill. Jack had no legs

Man walks into a hotel on Friday, Stays for three days and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? A. His horses name was Friday

-Is this the Krusty Krab? -Yes, how can I help you?

Why is Bruce Wayne named Batman and Tim Drake named Robin? They wanted to hunt bats and robins whenever someone does something bad.

A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar. It's an average bar. However these men don't drink. The priest ordered some onion rings, the minister fries and the rabbi poutine. They're good friends despite their different religious views.

What would George Washington be doing if he was alive today? Scratching and screaming at the bottom of his coffin.

why couldn't the tree grow? Because I cut it down with a chainsaw

What did the dealer say to the addict? Sup.

Why was the interracial marriage unsuccessful? Because several social factors have challenged the couple as they live in a rural part of the South and interracial couples generally aren't as accepted in those areas as in progressive city centers.

Why couldn't the mexican make a taco? He died.

How do you fit 94 jews in a volkswagon? two in the front, three in the back, and 89 in the ash tray

What did grandma get little Benjamin for Christmas? Nothing, she died last year

Knock Knock Who's there? Sally Sally who? Haha I'm just kidding, I'm Jorge.

What did the kitty say when it's owner called him over? Nothing. It's owner killed him.

How many like does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it died. Q: Why did the dog fall out of the tree? A: Because it was tied to the monkey.

When is a door not a door? When it is ajar.

What did the black guy say after coming home from school? "I just got home from school."

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