what long green and bumpy? a pickle

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haha black people :D

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Q: Whats blue and white and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A: A tree wearing a denim jacket.

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mom and dad went into the bedroom after a long day at work the fell asleep

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Why did the plane crash? Because a loaf of bread was the pilot.

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You know you have no friends when you steal someone's ALIAS concept and disrespect what is perhaps the most intellectually satisfying form of humour. [L]

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A man walks into a bar, then he leaves and goes home

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? He died! Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was attached to the first! Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game! Why did the fridge fall out of the tree? The branch broke! Why did Sally fall off her bike? She got hit by three monkeys and a fridge!

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A gay man walks down a street before being stabbed to death by a homophobe.

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? Still a pilot.

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What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

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If my balls were on your chin, where would my dick be?

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What do you get when you cross two things that are seemingly unrelated? A play on words.

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what has two lags and red all over? :a cat in a chinies restrunt...

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A man is watching a football game and sees a comercial for a medicine that boosts testosterone levels. However, this man has no issues with his testosterone levels, so he proceeds to watch the rest of the game and then goes to bed.

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Bill had two options the red truck or the blue sedan. Your mother is a whore.

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Whats worse than Justin Bieber's love life. My ass crack.

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why didnt the guy go to work one morning he died in a car accident

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A polar bear and a seal are sitting on an ice floe. The polar bear looks at the seal and says, "RAWRRRRRRRRRGGG" and then kills and eats him.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow wh- MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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Knock knock. Who's there? Blanket Blanket who? Blanket, son of deceased recording artist Michael Jackson. Ever since his father died there has been so much stress in the family that he could not handle it. He ran away and is now seeking shelter and grief council.

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if life hands u melons, make melonade.

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Person A - you must be tired, cuz you've been running though my mind all day Person B - i have no legs...

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A man driving through a thunderstorm said, "look, it's rain, dear." His wife, being a reindeer, took offense to that statement.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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