- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the teenage mother get her baby to stop crying? Multiple stab wounds to its throat

Q: What did the newborn dumpster baby say to the raccoon? A: Nothing. Newborn babies cannot talk.

Sigh... I gotta go to night class studies okay?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm colorblind.

why was the woman in the kitchen? because societal standards placed her in such a situation

A black man and a mexican jump off a building at the same time, who lands first? Who cares?

Pete and repeat are in a boat. Pete kills him self due chronic depression. Repeat laughs his ass off

Knock Knock. Who's there? Ya. Ya Who? Dot Com.

Why was six afraid of seven? 7 is greater than 6. Didn't you learn about number lines in 3rd grade?

How do you stop a baby from crying? Douse it in gas and throw it in a fire

Skinny guy: Hey wanna hear a yo mama joke? Fat mother: Hey you wanna die?

What do you call a Mexican on the moon? Quite an unusual circumstance consedering Mexico doesn't currently have a space program. Not only that but Nasa hasen't even had people going to the moon since the 1970s.

WHYS S AFRAID OF B CAUSE OF SBB

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -George. -George Who? -George Carpenter, Remember? We were in the same class in third grade. -Come on in!

What were Benjamin Franklin's first words after he died? It's been 225 years and we still don't know yet.

Why did the fridge break? Because someone threw a fridge at it.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

Why couldn't Lucy get her driver's license? Because she has Cerebral Palsy!

mom and dad went into the bedroom after a long day at work the fell asleep

Woman are equal and deserve respect just kidding they should suck my ****

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

What do you call an awesome bucket? An epic pail.

what sucks blows and gets laid in the closet. YOUR MOM VACUMING

Why was the baby crying? He saw a nigga

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