Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

What did one sausage say to the other? Nothing. Sausages don't talk...

Why did the baby cry? Because he fell off a refrigerator.

Confucius says... He with whom neither slander that gradually soaks into the mind, nor statements that startle like a wound in the flesh, are successful may be called intelligent indeed.

Why did the Chef go to jail? He killed his wife.

Why did Bob the Builder die? He had cancer.

Why did the Italian family have spaghetti for dinner? Thats the only thing they had in the house

Why did the Jew pick up the dollar on the side of the road? Because he dropped it.

Why did the elephant cross the road? Because it was white

What could be worse than a giant paint bubble? The Holocaust.

Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas.

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You're Like A Book I Want To Put You Down

Why was the black person sent to the back of the bus? All of the front and middle seats were taken.

How do you know you're on a blind date with a black person? If they agree to eat at KFC in Compton (Wyndellberg)

What do you call a gay man having sex with a woman? Sex.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

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Why did the Jew cross the road? Cause the Nazi told him to

women's rights

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A bus crashes and everybody dies.

Why did the chicken cross the mobia strip? To get to the same side!

Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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