What's the coolest place to be in the solar system? Uranus.

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Your dad isn't gay...but his boyfriend..HES REALLY GAY!

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Yes!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!! Yes!!!

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How do you get Pikachu on a bus? Pokemon are fictional, therefore Pikachu is fictional, meaning he would never be at a bus station in the real world at all.

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Potatoes have skin. I have skin. Therefore, I am a potato.

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A man walks into a bar. Another man becomes the Limbo State Champion.

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hat did the fridge say to the oven your hot baby \

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theres no I in Intelligence a.w. j.p.

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How do you keep a woman from driving your car? Shoot her.

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Yo mama's so fat, she weighs over 400 pounds.

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Nancy Kerrigan walks into a club

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Why would a dog sniff another dog's butt hole? Because that is what they do.

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Ask me if I'm well Are you well? No

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Why did the woman step away from the kitchen? To pick up her paraplegic son, who had fallen.

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Don't you hate when you finger your belly button and your nipples exploed?

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Knock Knock Who's There? Steve Steve who? Your friend Steve, you called and told me to come over. Oh, come in.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing set? because she had no arms. --- Knock, Knock Whos there? Not Sally.

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What was going through the man's head on the 51st floor when the first plane hit? The 52nd floor.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nobody because a pineapple is not a proper home

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What's the difference between 31 dead hookers and a Lamborghini? One is a traumatizing tragedy that left at least 31 poor families mourning for their loved ones, whom were only trying to make a living in what is a terrible economy and were unable find a better job, and the other is an overpriced sports car.

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Whats worse than losing your entire family in a car accident? Luikimia

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Chuck Norris farted and... several people looked around uncomfortably, not knowing how to react to the embarrassing situation.

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Roses are red, my binoculars are blue. When your window's open, i'm watching you.

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What did Batman tell Robin before he got into the Batmobile? "Hey Robin, get in the Batmobile."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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