- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the rake say to the shovel? Nothing, they're both inanimate objects.

Why did the boy fart on his sister? Because he was sitting on her, and happened to pass gas.

why did the man have an axe in his car he kills children with it

why did the chicken cross the road who's there and the man died of cancer congradulations! your preganant

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems make sense. 5

You know whats worse than finding a fly in your soup? 9/11

What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot you racist S.O.B.

How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light bulb? Only one and it is politically incorrect to assume otherwise.

what do michael Jackson and little boys do in the dark alone? they turn on the flashlight

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey

Why did the gay man not walk straight? Because I took a jack hammer to his foot

What do you call four black people in a car? A family road trip.

Are you from Africa because you sure look likes you've got Ebola

What dosent kill you only makes you injured

What's the difference between the WNBA and the NBA? The WNBA features female athletes, as oppose to the males of the NBA.

what do you get if you cross a retard with ruddell? andrew ruddel

What do vampires cross the sea in?

a chicken walks into a cafe, where it is swiftly caught, killed, plucked ,and served with stuffing and all for £5.99

Why did the Hispanic man have drugs in his pocket? He had just gone to the pharmacy.

Terry's penis oh wait! what penis But I'm not a rapper

How did the dinosaur come out of the water? Wet.

Did you hear about the kidnapping in New York? He woke up.

And then Jesus turned the water into wine. Some did not approve of this miracle "masta, whut is da reezon you did aint make this into tha coolaid? Bible files: Directors cut.

Why did the skeleton cross the road? It didn't. Anyone who would believe that is a complete moron.

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