- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Girl: I wanna get yo pants. Boy: but im wearing shorts.

Why was the Japanese man unable to see? Because it was extremely sunny outside and he had forgotten to wear sunglasses.

Where would you be unlikely to find a polar bear? In a courtroom.

Why did Justin Bieber break his leg? Because, like you and I, he is faced with the same challenges and dangers on a daily basis, and should all take necessary precautions in his every day life.

What's the difference between communism and race mixing? Zey come for our blood, but drown in zeir ovn!!!!!

A blind man walks into a deaf woman. He tries to apologize but she can't hear him.

Why was the chicken angry? Because he was tired of everyone questioning his motives.

What's Donald Trump's favorite color? Green.

Whats black, white, and read/red all over? What? Michael Jackson after his surgery.

Q: what's green and fluffy? A: green fluff

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A cat starts grooming itself How many sprinkles does it take to cover the moon Cabinet because whales live in water

A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share private information with a stranger.

What do you call a man who's a gynecologist, painter and respected martial arts champion? Talented.

Morning wood.

What do you call two mexicans playing basketball? A good example of friendly competition.

What's green and red all over? That terminally ill child's vomit.

What's big fat and hairy? Peter

Whats circular and black? a black circle.

Knock Knock The occupant uses their peephole and realizes it is a familiar face then proceeds to let them in.

What's red and smells like blue paint? red paint

Why are there no Jews in hell? Because Hitler is there,

Why did the man eat the turnip greens? Because he was morbidly obese, and needed to maintain a proper diet.

I did it. the Bulls fan Took a few hours on Microsoft word. then I copy and pasted it on this!

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