Why is Blake dumb? He was in algebra one as a freshman. And his nickname is angry Blake

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Q: what's worse than getting the flu? A: getting cancer

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What do you call a window you can see throu? A window.

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Person 1 - Have you heard about the movie about constipation? Person 2 - No. Person 1 - It hasn't come out yet

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What did the man with sores on his tounge get for a birthday present? He recieved a very nice pair of trousers which he wore to work from time to time

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what do you call a black man flying an airplane a pilot, you racist

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What's worse than the holocaust? Microwaveable jellied horse nipple

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A man goes to the doctor and is told, "you have cancer." He then spends his last days writing a bucket list, but losing his leg in a wood chipper before he could complete a single item on his list

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Why did the boy bring a ladder to school? He is short and finds it difficult getting from place to place.

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how do you know if a fish is gay? you ask it

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why did tiarnan not ride hi bike to school today? Tiarnans dead

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What are crabs with out the crabs Nothing hahahahaha

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Why is the sky blue? Because it is

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What did the red apple say when it saw a black man an irish man, and an asian walk into a bar? nothing apples cant talk.

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Why did the girl take a shower? Because she was dirty

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Why was the plumber sad? Because his family died in a car crash

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Do you know what's hilarious? Not rape.

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when life randomly gives u lemons, u should probably have a stand cuz people are gonna expect u to make lemonade

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie roll pop? It would have to take a reasonable amount of licks for enough enzymes in the saliva to breakdown the hard candy part.

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You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't eat your friends Nose it is!

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Delivery for a Mr. Peerson? Oh yes, that's me. Thank you.

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What happened to the boy who ate a piece of his Halloween candy? He died. It was laced with cyanide.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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How did Jimmy know that his neighbor was a serial killer? He didn't... Jimmy's dead now

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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