Why did Jack take a prune out for the evening? A healthy snack as part of a balanced diet.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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How do you get a one-armed kid down from a tree? Wave.

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Thats sweet, thank you then.

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whats worse then getting a bad present on your birthday? dying.

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DON'T LOOK A GIFT HORSE IN THE MOUTH BECAUSE HORSES HAVE BAD BREATH

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What did the black guy, the Mexican guy, and the Chinese guy have for lunch? A sandwich

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he didn't have arms.

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where is madeline macam? hiding is mjs cubord

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catlin: hi Thomas: shut up bich 12 assssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss2sssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss2ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss2ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss2ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss2ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss sssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssl;

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What did the man say when he saw Niagra falls? Nothing, he was blind.

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The doctor told a man he had aids. He told his friends he had AIDS so his friends wouldn't sleep with his wife after he died.

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what is the opposite of 2x +3x?

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A white guy a black guy and a mexican are in a car and the car crashes and blowes up who dies? They all die cuz they all were in the car when it blew up

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what did the dog say to the cat? nothing cause animals dont talk.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are red I'm colorblind

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What's weirder than an asian? His dinner

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Q. What is the worlds biggest lie A. I have read and agree to the terms of service ?

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What is worse than finding dead parents? Not finding them.

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What looks like half a loaf of bread. The other half

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Why did the man have a really short temper? HOW THE **** SHOULD I KNOW???

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Roses Are Red Violits Are Blue Screw it RUN!!

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Why did Moses cross the road? He wanted to play Xbox with his friend Jeff. Moses was a 12 year old boy from California.

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