- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What the last thing that went through Osama's mind? A bullet

Did I tell you about when I hit a cat with my car? No, what happened? I hit a cat.

What did the frat guy drink after he lifted? A various assortment of beverages that were chilled at a cool 66 degrees.

Your mom is so old she died

Why couldnt the girl braid her hair? She had cancer

why do the klu kux klan wear pillowcases on their heads? they were going to go with coon skin but thought it was a little much!!

What do you call a cross between a dog and a bumblebee? One messed up lab experiment!

What did the widow get for mother's day? A miscarriage

What has red dots and is yellow all over A poisonous frog

Why did the dog in Detroit die in the street? It was stabbed.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Sorry wrong door.

Why did the chicken cross the road? They had a sale on dresses on the other side.

What do you call a man with a gun in his mouth? Keith.

a. johns friend said your a towel b. rick replied im obivously not a towel and walked away in discust at his friends stupidity.

What happened to the boy who ate a piece of his Halloween candy? He died. It was laced with cyanide.

why wasnt the baby cute? -because it was dead

If Irishmen didn't walk out of bars, they would collect and eventually fill the bars of the world and would die given the bars could not support them.

Why didn't Josh go to school? On his way to school, a majestic flying homeless man hit him in the head with a sea cucumber.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some roses are white 72.4% of Americans are too

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Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

A mute man writes a joke that would only be funny to blind people.

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm a skitsofrantic, and so am I

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