- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. The farmer said where's my bucket A. Somewhere

A Blond and a Brunette are falling down to their deaths, which one hits the ground first? Does it matter? They both die anyway.

Holocaust jokes aren't funny

How do you fit 100 Jews in a car? You can't

your mums so fat! "last time i heard that i fell of my dinosaur!!" Oh man are you ok?

your momma is so poor that she is on welfare.

Q: Why was the little girl not allowed to watch the pirate film? A: Due to the violent scenes and coarse language, her parents decided it was inappropriate.

Why did Mia fall off of Lucy's bike? Because Lucy didn't like Mia and shot her in the face.

What do you call a person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk? A person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk.

why did jim die? he had cancer why did jim have no hair? it started to fall out when he was 20 and now he is bald at 30 years old

What happens when you throw a blue rock into red water? It gets wet...

Where is Sally hiding? She was kidnapped and has probably been murdered, I lied about her hiding.

Guest what? Dog

A dog walks into a club. Just kidding I hit the dog with a club multiple times, killed it, and went to jail for the murder of an innocent animal.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Why did the baby fall off the swing? Because i hit it with a bat.

A man walks into a bar,gets a drink, and then leaves.

What do gay kittens eat? Cat food. Friskies and Fancy Feast are both popular brands.

what do all elephants have in common? they are all monkeys

What do humans and trees have in common? -If you hit them with an ax multiple times, they fal down

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has AIDS.

What did the black boy get for Christmas? A bike his parents bought him.

Did you hear about the guy in town living in a tyre, he got a puncture now hes living in a flat.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Walt dies in breaking bad.

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