- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do u wake up lady gaga You go into her room and yell at her

What did the bartender say to the man? can i have a beer if you dont get it the bartender asked the customer for a beer

roses ar red violets ar blue i have aids

What do you call a black person living in the US? An African American.

a kid was running across the street. he just got hit by a truck

A: What's worse than two dead babies lying on cement? B: The Holocaust? A: Yeah or something like that

I spilled spot remover on my dog, now hes gone.

My asian freind died recently... But on another note why did the chicken cross the road.Crosing the road is a metaphor for killing yourself and the chicken is my asian freind.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

What can fly, but is always under you? A flying worm.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He got AIDS and died.

In this country, you gotta get the money first. Then when you get the money, you get the power. Then when you get the power, you get shot the F*** up at the end of Scarface.

What does a black person and ebola have in common? They both kill people

Whats 2+2=? ?= CHICKEN

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and blind.

Whats 1 foot long and went in and out of my girlfriend? Our new baby

What the librarian say to the man? Hi, can I help you?

How do you make a blonde woman act in a porno? You get her consent and pay her money.

What did the boy in the wheelchair get for Christmas? A bicycle.

What did the ant say to the bush? Ernest Borgnine.

what Did The Cow Say To The Chicken, Moo

Q. How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? A. That obviously depends on the size of the bathtub and each individual infant.

When life gives you cancer, make cancerade.

What do you do when a bomb is exploding 2 inches away from you? You die.

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