- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Theres this black guy who goes to a gun shop and buys a .45 and then goes to get a permit and uses it responsibly....

THAT'S RIGHT, BEST INVISIBLE PAINT I EVER BOUGHT. LOOK WHAT A GREAT JOB IT DID ON THIS PAGE YEAH! I RECKON IT IS THE BEST INVISIBLE PAINT I EVER DIDN'T SEE

Why didn't the jew eat pork? He was vegetarian.

Why did the sloth cross the road To fuck your gay cousin

Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? Cus he was dead. Why'd the other monkey fall out of the tree? Cus he was stapled to the dead monkey!

What's Michael J Fox's favorite toy? While, a magic 8-ball might first appear to be a good guess. Let's be honest, those things really lose their luster after the first couple times. More likely it's something like a sports car or big screen television.

Chuck Norris walks in to a bar then many people greet him because of his celebrity status.

What is white and shaped like a refrigerator? A refrigerator.

What's brown and smells like poo? Poo.

What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

what do the parents of a starved family do? kill their kids chop them up into little pieces and eat them.

A can walks into a bar...HAHAHAHA JK LOL thats not possible! What was I thinking? Silly me! -David Bruggen

Why did Timmy fall down the stairs Because he is blind and I pushed him

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt it got hit by a truck before it got to the other side.

Two kids walk into a bar and get arrested for underage drinking.

my grandpa told me "dont let fear rule your life" 2 hours later he got hit by a train.

a woman gives birth at the hospital in china and then the doctor comes in and says doctor- i have good news and bad news for your baby mother-what is it doctor- bad or good mother-bad doctor-the bad news is that the baby is a girl and the good news is that your baby has cancer

A guy walks in to a bar and says to the bartender "I'm fed up with all these 'guy walks into a bar' jokes on anti-joke. The bartender says "I have no idea what you're talking about".

Grandma used to say "you only die once." Years later, I learned the wisdom behind those words.

What's sadder than a lost puppy? A dead puppy.

Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

Why did suzy get in the car? She wanted to go somewhere.

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