- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A priest sneeks in to a pre-school and is arrested shortly after for tresspassing.

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Why is this site popular? Because people don't read the terms of service.

Why didn't Santa deliver presents until the night after Christmas? You should go ask someone who knows.

-What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

Heyy everyone text this number 320-510-3277 Kay ask him why he poops the bed at age 17 .. His name is mike geier.. Haha

Q how do you feel? A with a series of nerve endings, that send signals to my brain

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

TWO PADDIES PASS A PUB

Three men walk into a bar. Something happens not at relating to them.

Whos better at Hide and go Seek, Anne Frank or Osama Bin Laden? -Why dont you tell me, they're both dead !

A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar and the bartender says: "Where would you like to sit, gentlemen"?

Why did the man jump off the bridge. Because he found his beloved wife cheating on him with his life-long friend that he meet when they both where in pre-school.

What is yellow outside, black inside, and makes you laugh when it falls? A school bus full of black people falling from a clif

Why did the genie not grant the man his 3 wishes? Genies don't exist, only vampires live in lamps.

Why was everyone afraid of Nick Morton? Because he had AIDS

There are two types of people in this world, those that can extrapolate from incomplete data

Two guys are walking on a bridge. One has long hair. The other does not care.

Why was the boy sad? He was harassed by his mum who died in the 1800's and went into a depressive state in which he drove himself to death using a pair of pliers and a rechargeable battery. No, he really just stubbed his toe.

three people walked into a bar and there was a blackman,a jew,a white man and a nazi bartendor which ones did he shoot? The black and the jew and the white man

Knock Knock! Who's there? I don't remember the rest of the joke but your mom's a whore.

A blonde takes a test. She scores higher than her Asian friend.

What did the paraplegic say when he walked? Nothing, paraplegics can't walk.

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