- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a whore.

If you are what you eat, then imagine a prostitute.

Why did the friendly not play outside? Because they were dead. Just like your dreams.

If you dislike this you are a homosexual (watch how many dislike this)

What do they call Chinese food in China? Food

What's ripe and orange? A ripe orange.

No it doesnt..

there are 2 muffins in an oven one says "man its hot in here" the other says "shut up i hate this joke"

Three men walked into a bar. The last one ducked.

Why is Skrillex so bad a fishing? He has Parkinson's Disease

a guy walked into a bar, ordered a drink, sipped it slowly thinking of his waisted youth. then he finished his drink and went home to his wife of 34 years

Why is Bruce Wayne named Batman and Tim Drake named Robin? They wanted to hunt bats and robins whenever someone does something bad.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs, who got cancer for Christmas, get for his Birthday? Nothing, he didn't live that long.

Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: He has a debilitating disease, it's called ALS.

Your mom is so ugly, she suffers from severe depression and regularly contemplates suicide.

A man saw a dinosaur yesterday. He had a very nice time at the museum.

How many polish people does it take to change a light bulb? Just one. The polish are a civilized and prosperous country.

A horse walks into a bar and orders a drink. What does he order? Nothing. The horse was incapable of speaking English then shat on the floor, kicked over a chair and then left.

How many members of Coldplay can you fit in a mini? 4, as there are 4 members of Coldplay.

what do you call a blind man who buys a caller i.d.? handicapped

Knock Knock........wait there cars gone, I'll come back later

Q: What do you call a dog driving a car? A: A dog driving a car.

what do you tell a black man getting hit by a police baton? that is racial inequality, and you no longer have to take that due to Abraham Lincoln's Gettysburg Address.

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