How do you kill a black man There is many ways

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A man and his friend walk into a bar. The first man said to the bartender "I'll have a H2O, please." His friend said "Yeah, I'll have a H2O too." The bartended wasn't an idiot and was aware that he was in a bar, not a science lab, and handed them both a bottle of H2O. His friend still died.

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Why can't Stephen Hawking go to the moon? He can, it would require a great sum of money, and extensive anti-gravity training.

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What's an anti joke? Then I ate my digestive biscuit.

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what do u say to a girl after you have sex with her? i like cheese

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roses are dead violets are gross guess what i'm in your closet

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how many babies does it take to paint a wall? it depends on how hard you throw 'em.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because his hands were amputated.

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Q:What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Where's my tractor?

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Guess what my nephew said yesterday? oh wait, i forgot hes dead..

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What do Black people call their fathers? Dad.

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What's black and hangs from my tree? A black man. I am a racist.

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Have 5 Fingers The Middle One's For You!! :D

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Why did little tomas cry? Because he got raped by his uncle

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Why did the woman pay $5,000 for a gallon of milk? She didn't. She paid $2.99.

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What's worse than holocaust jokes? The Rwandam Genocide.

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A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, build up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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-Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? -No. -Well niether has he.

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Why was the boy adopted........ because hes grandad

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Why was the black guy convicted of a crime he didnt commit? Because in The American social syste

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Yo momma is so fat, her total body volume is slightly larger than a normally proportioned person of smaller mass!

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yo momma so fat that she needs to lose weight

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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