- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He couldn't, his legs were broken

Want to hear a Joke? No.

How come the kid couldn't go to college Because he was black and couldn't afford it

im gay

What do you call a limbless woman on a beach? Sandy

mom and dad went into the bedroom after a long day at work the fell asleep

Why do Jew's have long noses? To dig out of the ashes.

What did the black guy say to you when you took his fried chicken Give me back my chicken

How much is that doggy in the window? It's not for sale....it's waiting to be euthanized.

Guy: Hey, you want to dance with me? Girl: Who me? Guy: Nooo that bench over there...

Why do monkeys fly with their wings? Because Elephants tend to run out of battery.

What is black and white and red all over? Interracial sex partners with smallpox.

What's the difference between a dead dog and a dead black man on the road? One's a dog and one is a man, but more importantly the differences shouldn't be noted in a miserable occasion such as this as both are unfortunate tragedies. Also, one has a big penis.

Why isn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She's dead.

Why did the kid drop his ice cream? Because he was laughing so hard at the man who farted and burped at the same time.

Q: What's black and hangs from a tree? A: A tire swing.

What's red and has zippers? Nothing, because watermelons can't physically drive without the help of a sheeps spinal cords ... DUH

Hickory Dickory Dock, your mother is a whore

What is a white supremacist's favorite color? It varies depending on the individual.

your mom is so fat, she uses nutrisystem and other weight-loss systems to try to loose weight.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, The first line is spelled wrong, Ha, I tricked you

If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

Roses are red,vilots are blue just wait till I poo and till i kiss you

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