Q: How do turn water into wine. A: You don't.

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What is the difference between and Jew and a Boy Scout? The Boy Scout comes back from camp.

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What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

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A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

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In the movie Dark Skies, little white boys were haunted by a mysterious force. The answer is obvious, isn't it? They are being haunted by Michael Jackson's ghost.

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Knock Knock Who's there? a tree

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What's black, white and red all over? A dead panda

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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How many TV shows are there? A lot.

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A small child walks past a man on the street: Fortunately, as the man hates children he is perfect height to let a massive fart rip in his face on the way past. His mum looks disgusted. They carry on with their day.

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When does Adolf Hitler get horny? When his hormones start at it when looking at women.

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Q: Whats worst then losing your wallet? A: Giving birth to a dead baby.

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There is a boy in a school............. SUDDENTLY, PEDOBEAR APPEARS!

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A priest, R Kelly, and Michael Jackson walk into a bar. They proceed to molest small children.

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Whats the difference between me and a ghost? What? Ghost are not dolphins

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Whats the difference between a Corvette and 1000 dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

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Why did the boy collect poop? Because it was it was his dogs shit.

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Why did the woman fall off her bike? She got hit by a car door

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What's the difference between a pizza and a girl? I've stuck my penis in a pizza

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What's the difference between a horse and a unicorn? Horses are real.

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Q: A giraffe fell in a hole and died. Which was taller the Lion or Giraffe? A: The Giraffe was before it died

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why was the little boy crying? He had dead mice shoved up his asshole.

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WTF? If you look at life from the right, you might just see whats left, and just then I looked down at the midget as he said "Yo whats up?" I told him, hey do you like left? He said! DAAAAAMN RIIIIIGHT! I spent a while just standing there wondering what the hell was happening into my life, it was so right it was left and wrong... NeroMetal (No fucking idea what Neronism is, I just play streetfighter V and type books that confuse people)

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What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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