What do u call 30000 Mexicans rolling Dow a hill. Hahaha your mom

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1: I heard a great knock knock joke, but you have to start it. 2: Okay, knock knock! 1: Who's there? 2: ???

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What did Stephen Hawking say to the prostitute? A several garbled and mostly inaudible comment that she could not understand.

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Q: How do Hellen Keller's parents punish her? A: They give her a timeout

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Don`t be mean? WOMAN! DO YOU NOT HOW TERRIBLE THE DEMAND YOU MAKE IS? ...Fine alright, I wont leave you hanging then... So I wont call. Moral: "Seriously though, I am leaving too, but I want the top comment"

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Roses are Red Your Face Has Turned Blue This Pillow I have Is Smothering You

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What's big, blue, and eats rocks? A big blue rock eater.

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Why did the white kid tear up while watching a segment on slavery? He got something in his eye.

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Knock knock Who's there. Interrupting cow, sorry you can see where this is going, just let me in without asking any more questions please.

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Why couldn't the pirate enter into the movie? Because he's dead.

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Why didn't the young child commiserate the death of his grandparents after they were simultaneously crippled by a tremendous avalanche whilst skiing? He didn't exist.

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So a little girl walked into a bar... A concerned adult then told the bartender. The bartender's name was Jim. Jim then asked the girl if she knew her phone number. The little girl said nothing and the bar tender was perplexed at the petrified look on the girls face. Jim the bartender then called the police and explained the situation.Once the girl was brought back to the police station it was learned that she had been missing for three months in a nearby county. The police then return to the bar to find that the owner had multiple kidnapped little girls in a cage under the bar that only he and the kidnapped girls knew about before the cops and Jim the bartender discovered it. The police then arrested The owner of the bar. He stood trial and was senteced to death row, he remains there today.

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roses are red turtles are random. cancer

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Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. The first one says, "Pass the soap." "No soap, radio," replies the second one. "Oh, you want me to turn on the shower radio?" "Yeah, it's too quiet in here. I could use some tunes." The first polar bear turns on the radio. "Now pass me the soap, please," he says. The second bear passes him the soap, he washes his face and neck, and then they both get out and towel off. The second bear switches off the radio before they leave the bathroom.

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Why was little David sad? His father got hit by a truck.

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Roses are red lemons are sour open Your legs and gimme an hour!

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You are so ugly that for Halloween you had to trick or treat by phone.

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why was the little boy happy? Because he wasn't in the penn state locker room.

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your mom is so fat.

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Why did the cop shoot his 4 year old son? Because the little bitch ate his leftovers

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11th September jokes are just plane wrong.

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Yo mama's so skinny, she should probably go in for eating disorders' counseling.

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Patient: Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains! Doctor: That's because you are. Patient: Wow, I need to lay off the mushrooms.

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I don't usually drink beer, but when I do it usually doesn't take much for me to feel the effects of intoxication.

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