Roses are red Violets are fine I'll be the 6 You be the 9

chuck norris's daughter lost her virgenatie but he got it back

Micael Jackson enters a bar. Everyone screams, and then someone runs over and pulls the cheap mask off the impersonator's face. Michael Jackson IS DEAD, get over it

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles

What's worse than finding a work in your apple? The Holocaust.

why couldn't the blind man hear? because he was also deaf.

It's not gay until eyes meet or tips touch.

Q what's worse than Tori's singing A absolutely nothing !

Why did the boy play Xbox? Because its a quality source of entertainment

I'd really wanted to design a car, and then craft some sort of prototype dream car and concepts but sadly, I can't even draw a straight line.

What did the little girl say to her mother? Nothing, the previous day the little girl was kidnapped and rapped by two 40 year old men and was eventually decapitated...she will never speak to her mother again.

Q. What do you call a small hen that can't lay eggs properly? A. A small hen that can't lay eggs properly.

I found someone on the ground who wasn't breathing and had no pulse.They must have been in a damn deep sleep.

What's the most popular fruit in the U.S.? Bananas What's the most popular vegetable in the U.S.? Stephen Hawking

Carlos was on the computer writing anti-jokes. They all scuked.

Why did the dog chase the cat. Cause he was fking hungry

Person1: wanna hear a joke? Person2: yeah Person1: ok

What's worse than a broke pencil TWO broken pencilz

What are jews without the holocaust? Alive

why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

how do you make a plummer cry? you spell PLUMBER wrong

What do you call a black priest? Holy shit!!

Im sorry Dylan Hodge Jamie Stegman

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