why do people take pictures in the bathroom? because they just got done taking a crap and they wanna see if they lost weight.

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What did the marshmallow say to the other marshmallow? We are both bananas.

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I HATE G-SPOT AND BTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Beacause the destination he was trying to reach was across this road Notice how he tried This is because he got hit by a car but know one cares for him

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What did the man do after his wife died? He farted.

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What did casey anthony say when the ruled her as not guilty? "yay"

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whats worse than finding ten dead babies in one recycling bin finding ten dead babies in one trashcan ---sticksack

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What did hitler say to the jacket potato? Your fucked now!

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So a guy and his monkey walk into a bar I don't remember the rest of the joke but you mom is a whore

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Your mother's breasts sag so low that the late great impressionist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks.

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Shit, I can't think of anything to write. That does not mean I'm black

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Why did the blond woman throw a clock out the window? She was going through a bitter divorce, and didn't want her ex-husband's things in her house anymore.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Your window is open I'm watching you

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What's the difference between an orange? A duck.

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Why did Zayne have no friends? Because he is retarded.

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how many jews can you fit into a car 5, two in the front three in the back

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What happens when u poke a ghost that is standing on the edge of a building? Ghost aren't real so therefor u will fall of the edge and die

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How do you stop a black man from drowning? Take your fott off his head.

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How did the newborn baby come out of a man? It was ejaculated as a sperm from his testicles

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*knock knock* "Who's there?" "It's the police, I'm afraid your husband was in a car crash and died."

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why did amelia earhart get lost? because she was a woman

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What's worse then having gum stuck on the bottom of your shoe? Having a stick poked in your eye. What's worse then having a stick poked in your eye? Having a nail go through your foot. What's worse then having a nail go through your foot? Having a stick poked in your eye and a nail going through your foot.

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Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she is legally blind

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Guy at computer: My computer won't turn on. Help desk Guy: Did you try restarting. Guy at computer: No. The help desk guy hangs up and the guy at the computer proceeds to cry because he has failed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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