- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Where do you go when its cold? A: A corner because its 90 degrees.

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What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot, racist.

A girl and her friend got into a fight. They both bled to death.

What did the Germans cook in their giant oven made for cooking jews? Jews.

What does a Barbie Doll and Britney Spears have in common? They're both 100 percent plastic.

So, a Turtle, a Giraffe, and a Hippopotamus walk into Stop-N-Shop. They are quickly excorted out and the Zoo is contacted to take the wild animals. The Manager wonders why they were there in the first place.

What the difference between some stoned and someone drunk? When your drunk you think having a good time even when you not and when you stoned your so high you think your a dragon ball z character.

Why did the blonde get a tattoo of her adress on her arm? She never wanted to forget her great childhood at her family home, and she hoped that she would come back some day.

Do you want to hear a joke? Well you can't because you are reading this

roses are red, violets are blue, dandelions are yellow, tulips are pink, sunflowers are black and yellow, my dick is 13 inches long.

What do you call a man having sex with his own mother. - Gross.

what do u call a man being beaten in the street the cops

How can you tell if a blonde has been using your computer? Ask her.

Wh ydo i Hate you? 'COs Your a Gimp!

What did Little Johny get for Christmas?

What do you call a man who only eats fast food? Unhealthy.

Policeman: Knock, knock. Woman: Who's there? Policeman: The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident. Your husband has been killed.

How do you confuse a blonde?? Throw her in a circle room and tell her to find all the corners If she comes out and says I found the corners.. then your screwed

You're momma is so dumb, she has troubles passing her math unit and should seriously consider a math touter

what did the boy with cancer want for christmas? a gun

Your dads so fat he needs to go on a diet

Q: why did the prisoner drop his soap? A: easy sex

a white man a black man and an asian man had a few drinks at a bar. they all died from alcohol poisoning

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