What would Walt Disney do if he were alive today? Gurgle and choke inside his cryogenic vault as liquid nitrogen flooded into his lungs.

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why was the little girl crying? Because her family was dead

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What's the difference between katchup and musterd A very long list of things that I don't want to read

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Have you read Shakespeare? Dunno. Who wrote it? Shakespeare.

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Whats the same about a jew and firewood? They both burn.

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What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

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Just friends, they too pretend to be you and copy the way you write and express yourself, I told them to stop though, Azure threatened someone here a cultist of sorts I think, that does not exactly put us in a better light with the people that where getting our messages, and yes they are coded, I sincerely had no idea though,

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A man walks into a bar hes later assassinated and mourned by his family.

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Why don't some black men have jobs? Because they won't work

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I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

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How do you kill a black man There is many ways

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Cody went to the store. Big Floppy Donkey Dick.

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MR MC CANN WHATS THE ANSWER

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Brenda said she found a pill to stop the effects of aging! It was a cyanide pill, Brenda is dead.

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A shark ate your mom

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How do you treat lice Avoid getting them

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why do muslims always turn to their left? Because they don't have their rights.

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Why did the cop shoot his 4 year old son? Because the little bitch ate his leftovers

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My grandfather died in a concentration camp. He fell off a guard tower and broke his neck.

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Yo Mama's so fat Everyone is very concerned for her Health.

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John has 5 brownies, 3 chocolate bars, and 62 cookies. What does John have now? Diabetes, John has Diabetes

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Q: What did the homeless man say when he was mauled by a bear? A: Ouch.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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