- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Chuck Norris can get a nuke in Black Ops.

What is Green and smells like Yellow Paint Green Paint

Knock Knock Who's there? Cindy Cindy who? No it's Cindy Lou Who!

Sometimes I sit in the bath and pretend im a bubble

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Lol (wow, I am using that a lot... BAAAD!) Anyway, yeaaaah, you thanked me for being who I am, this rush of happy drugs from the body is totally a sign of taking insult... Funny, I am not much of a endorphin person otherwise.

Why did the man die when he hugged the pillow? He was hallucinating at the grand canyon.

-How do you kill a douche? -You stab him untill he cries out in mercy and stops moving.

Roses are red Violets are blue Daises are white And Pansies hold hands and skip

Q. Wheres your nan???? A. In my closet

Two cows are standing on the top of North Pole and in a half-inch wind they're spanking a bottle of coconut jam. Suddenly two infrared gallopping fly past them. What's the consequence? That people shouldn't use freshly peeled lemoncakes on underwater cornfields.

why did the panda go to the store? to buy milk.

What computer sings the best? A Dell? No a Mac, because they are the superior computer.

What do you call 2 black guys hanging out with a white girl? An inter-racial couple helping out their black friend whose wife just died of terminal cancer.

Why did Jane break up with DeShawn? Cause they grew apart

WHY DO JEWS HATE GERMANY? THEY DON'T THEY FORGAVE THE NAZIS :-) ( . )( . ) -------

roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

Why was Timmy so unpopular at school? Because he caught aids of his pet rock

Does anyone know any good ways to piss off an Grammar Nazi?

Where's the best place to gather black people to roleplay as prison victims for a documentary? Prison or the Graveyard.

A horse walks into a bar. the bartender asks: "How's the family?" The Horse says: "they are fine." Everyone runs out screaming because Horses can't talk, except the bartender. He has a mental illness.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why are you worrying about the chicken? You just got shot.

What did the black police officer say to the white police officer? We just got a call in. Four dead children were found in an alley behind a mall.

Knock, knock. Whose there? Me. Leave.

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