Me: Have you ever eaten Ethiopian food? You: No. Me: Neither have they.

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Adele walks into a bar. The barman says she's too ugly hahahahahahahahahahhahahahha lololololololololololololol

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If John had 4 apples and gave 2 to Mary, what is the circumference of the sun?

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Seriously, all your new jokes are shit. They are either repeats of stuff previously on the site or they are just so unfunny you'd struggle to get a sympathy laugh from your mother. Please actually take the time to think of something worth submitting or do not submit at all. We know people with no arms can't knock on doors enough now, and many things are better than the holocaust. Do something new!

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Build a man a fire and he will be warm for a night, set a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

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Like this if you have a big diick like me Dislike if you have a baby diick Ignore if you're a girl and get back in the kitchen

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A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are all on a deserted island with no food or water. The redhead decides to try and swim to safety, but after a few hours of swimming she becomes to tired to carry on and drowns. After knowing their friend died, the two other women decide that swimming is not a viable option for rescue, so they decide to stay on the island. A few days later a search party rescues them.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Roll Pop? Depends. Are you applying a lot of pressure and licking in short, round bursts, or are you softly suckling on the treat? Your mouth's pH level is also a determining factor, as the sucker digests at a quicker rate the higher the acid content. To put it simply, there is no correct answer, because the sheer quantity of variables makes it a tootsie-less endeavor. See how I said tootsie-less rather than fruitless? Now that's a real joke.

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Q: Whats worse then a minor fender bender A: Dieing a long painful death by getting stabbed 27 times then getting hit by a car and laying on the side of the rode for 2 hours then you find out that your wife was cheating on you with her your own brouther

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Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon and Micheal Jackson molests little boys.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Q:What did the frog say to the mailman? A:Nothing theres no mail on Sunday's.

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What was the weather like at the rap concert?there was a lil wayne.I DID A FUNNY! !!

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A woman asked a man in an elevator, "Did you fart?" The man honestly replied, "Yes. I didn't expect you to notice because it was the puffy kind."

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An American man walks to Mc Donalds.

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Q: What does Harry Potter say when he answers the phone? A: "No, she's dead. This is her son."

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Why did the elephant cross the road? It was being poached

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What do you get when two black men walk into a bar? A few salesmen celebrating their recent pay raise.

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-Your mom worked as a prostitute and died a virgin.

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What happened to the fish? It drowned

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what's purple and plastic purple plastic

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Why couldn't the hobo buy any clothes? They did not have his size available.

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Q: What do you call a pig with wings? A: Pigs don't have wings.

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What's yellow and talks? A talking giraffe.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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