- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one wall say to the other wall? Nothing. Walls are inanimate objects and thus incapable of conversing with one another.

Why did the girl call suicide hotline? Cuz he wanted to kill herself.

How many republicans does it take to change a lightbulb? CHANGE?????

How does a cow does a cow do an evil laugh?

why did Sarah fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? not sarah

roses are brown violets are brown who shit on my garden?

Why didn't the man jump out of his window when his house was on fire? Because he is afraid of heights.

Did you know? that if you were to stretch out all your organs to see how far theyd stretch? youd die.

Why was Mary's phone call suddenly disconnected? She was raped.

why were the negros at whitney houstons funeral smiling? because there were free sandwiches!

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin get in the car.

Why couldn't the rich dumbass get into colledge? He couldn't open the door

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's

What' worse than random Holocaust jokes? The Holocaust

Twinkle twinke little star How I wonder what you are? Star: (Noun) A fixed luminous point in the night sky that is a large, remote incandescent body like the sun.

This Irishman walked into a pub and then drank hard liquor for the next 3 hours.

What do people call baby cats in Alabama? Kittens.

What do you do if a black man throws a gernade at you? You take the pin out, and throw it back.

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What do you call a cat with no ears? Anything you fucking well like. Cats can't understand speech.

Why did the Salesman leave the leper colony? He had to wish his daughter a happy birthday.

Adam is gay tom is here that's nice

I once heard a funny joke, it was as funny as a funeral

Why was the black Jew sad? He had to sit at the back of the oven

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