- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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pretty soon we'll all be dead

why did the girl cross the road? to get away from you

why did the chicken cross the road? he saw a rather desperate looking homeless person coming towards him, and, realizing he had no change, figured it was the best way to avoid an awkward situation.

Roses are black Violets are black I'm Helen Keller Everything's black

What do you get when you cross a Mexican and an African? A baby.

They say Jesus Christ walked on water and that humans are made up of 70% water...... So if I walk on babies, am I 70% Jesus?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, He has died, And now will you,

when tempuratures get to high the elderly will start to DIE :( ;O

So theres a man, a horse, and a piglet in a helicopter. Upon noticing this, the pilot jumps out of the plane and the animals go crashing to their doom.

Why did the Jew lock the chest? Because that's where he was hiding the body.

What's two plus two? Window

why are anti jokes so funny? cuz u pobably just laughed at this one.

People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

What happened when my familys break on the car didn't work? They rolled down a hill and fell off a cliff and died. I loved them.

a cop wrote most of these anti-jokes O.o

Q-what did lady gaga say to the retard when he asked why he's so stupid? A- Cuz baby u were born this way

Jokes=Funny Anti=Opposite Anti+Joke=Anti Joke Anti Joke= Anti Humour Anti Humour + People= Offensive Jokes Offensive Jokes= Often jokes about women Offensive Jokes=Problems Women=Problems

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

Q:why did the man jump of the house A:he did not I threw a frige at him

what goes in hard and comes out soft? bubblegum, what were you thinking?

Why did the cat cross the street? It didn't. I cut off its arms and legs so it couldn't walk.

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In Soviet Russia, you wouldn't have a likely chance of surviving because of Stalin's mass paranoia and total neglect for his fellow man.

What did little John get for his birthday? No sort of disease or illness of any kind because he was in perfect health. He also got an Xbox.

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