Why does a ginger have no friends? Because it is a non sentient horizontal stem used for seasoning food, and thus incapable of forming complex social and emotional bonds with conscious organisms.

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CJTheBEST Sticks and stones, May break my bones, Because i have osteoperosis

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Something other than a Human Being walks into a bar. The bartender then makes a rational decision about how to handle the situation.

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are you from Tennessee, cause i wanna rip out your throat you piece of dirt

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A heavily drunk man walks into a bar and proceeds to die of alcohol poisoning.

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how did the little black boy cross the river? he walked over the bridge.

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Your legs are more open than my back door! Which is closed.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient ability. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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jack and jill went up the hill to have a little fun. that dumb ass jill forgot the pill and now they have a son

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WHAT DOES A NUMBER DO WHEN IT'S HORNE? MATHDERBATION

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why did the kid strike out in baseball he had leprosy and his arms were amputated

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How do you steal candy from a baby? You ask nicely.

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A horse shits himself SHITLESS!

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A man is hungry so he gets on his coat and shouts : "I AM GOING TO THE STORE!". His wife says not to because the police say the rapist 'Eggman' is out again. He says he will be very careful. On his way he hears 'They are the Eggmen, I am the Eggmen-" and the man shouts: "AND I AM THE WAlRUS, SO GET THE HECK OUTTA MY FACE OR I WILL KOO-KOO KOO-JOOB YOU AND YOUR CHILDREN!" The Eggman and the man found two more people from Liverpool and formed the band 'The Beatles'. The Eggman shot the Walrus in 1980 after the band broke up.

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A bear walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "I would like a rum and............ Coke." The bartender asks, curiously, "What's up with the big pause?" The bear looks down at his paws, embarrassed, and mumbles under his breath, "social anxiety."

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your a slut

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Who ever invented the "Knock- Knock jokes" should get a "No-bell prize"

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What did the tramp get for Christmas? Nothing because he's Jewish.

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Why did the boy die? He got shot in the face repeatedly.

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Why can't you teach drivers ed and sex ed at the same time in Iraq? The camel would get tired.

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a gay man walks into a bar. he is promptly escorted out for trying to seduce men.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was mauled by a bear!

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What do you call a cat that plays football? Weird.

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why is a peanut butter and jelly sandwich the same as a tub of fish? they are both food

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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