what do you get when you cross a jellyfish, a jar, and a brown crayon? i dont know, im not into genetics, and jars dont have genes.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His wife and children had just been struck by a moving vehicle traveling at approximately 45 miles per hour trying to cross the same road. He ran across the road to comfort his dying wife and two children as they took their final breaths. The chicken was also not really a chicken but a middle-aged man who had recently been laid off his job and diagnosed wiuth an incureable disease.

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5 Jewish men walk into a bar and are expected to be treated nicely

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Your mother is so fat, she is dying due to obesity and it would be utterly disgusting to make fun of anyone in that situation.

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whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

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Q: What did the psychopath dream about? A: An insane chimpanzee kicking his head off, or maybe something normal

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How do you know if an elephant has been in your fridge? If it is laying in pieces around the crumbled wreckage of your house. [L]

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''I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu.''

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What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

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What do you call a tall midget? Well tall is a relative term so a midget may be considered tall compared to something or someone shorter. Say if a midget was compared to a baby he/she would be considered tall, considering the baby's small height. However midgets are looked at short by most people who are taller than them because of their physical problem that they can do nothing about.

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Why couldn't the bartender sell alcoholic beverages? He got fired

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whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

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why did the owner of Google decide to name the company "Google"? google it..

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what is the difference between hitler and the jews? They had different religions

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? I shot him in the face.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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What do you call a black kid on a bike? Dirt bike

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Why doesn't Hitler drink whiskey? Because it makes him mean.

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Why was the girl running out of the school? Because her principal was trying to rape her.

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Three men walk into a bar. Something happens not at relating to them.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Why is my son hungry? Because he didn't eat lunch.

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A man has had too many beers late at night. The bartender says "Sir, I'm going to have to cut you off"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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