Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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What is similar about a white person and a white fence? Mexicans jump them.

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How does Batman's mother call him to dinner? She doesn't, she's dead.

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How do you piss off a moose? You throw popcorn at it

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Whats a black and white and red all over? i dont know...who spends their time researching this kind of stuff

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What is a jew in space? Dead

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A girl walks into a supermarket. She picks up a banana, a can of soup, and a loaf of bread. She then walks up to the cash register to pay. The cashier looks at her and the items she has and says, "I can tell you're single." She smiles and responds, "How do you know that?" He says, "Because you're ugly."

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A horse walks into a bar, and is then put down because of the injuries it sustained from the impact.

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Why did the chicken cross the road. ... It didn't.

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What do you call a kid with down syndrome and no arms? Whatever his name is.

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Knock Knock -Who's there? No one -Ok

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whats the diffrents beetween a footballer and a hat nothing i lke chesse

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what do you call 100 muslims on a plane? Passengers

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What's Red, Smells like Blue Paint, What tastes like the sea, and has been doused in the essence of the 80's? If you can come up with something, don't bother; This is a trick question. The space was to give you time to think. Forget your answer.

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walk into your friend’s house and say “what’s up with the dead guy out front?” (you have to murder a person for this joke to work)

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What do you call a puppy with all it's legs missing? Franklin, the quadraplegic puppy.

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If X = 3 and Y = 7, what is X + Y = ? It doesn't matter. You forgot to put your name on the test which means you got an automatic fail.

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What did the Apple Tree say to the Oak Tree? Nothing.

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Why was the chubby bird that you were staring at you angry. Because you were looking at him.

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What is white but you can't see it? A bottle of milk around the corner.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a dead black person? There aren't 50 watermelons buried in my backyard.

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What did the 12 year old boy get for Christmas? Herpes

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Why didn't the politically-correct lawyer laugh at his black neighbour's jokes? He had an incapacitating malady of oralfacialoaralysis rendering him unable to laugh or smile

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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