- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Person 1: Ask me if I'm a tree. Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No.

A blonde, a brunette and a red head are having a discussion on current issues. The brunette says she would like to see improvements in the environment. The red head says she would like to see the economy prosper. The blonde says she has to take a poop.

How do you make an elephant float? Who cares?

What did the woman get for her 18th birthday? Stabbed to death.

Anthony sucks

Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

Why did the chicken cross the road Because the farmer is obviously to stupid to build a proper chicken coop, and thus his chicken is crossing the road and will most likely be hit by a car

"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" Someone who needs to consider not saying "Knock Knock" every time they are about to enter a building.

A lesbian couple, a straight couple, and a gay couple walk into a bar. They enjoy their drinks and camaraderie.

what does a horny frog say RUBIT RUBIT

What did the mentally retarded kid get in his iq test drewl

Roses are nice, Violets are glorious, Try not to scare, Oscar Pistorius.

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not?

What did Aladin say to Mulan? Nothing. Although they are both Disney characters, they never appear in the same film, and therefore never communicate.

Whats the opposite of red? Fish!

hey! Wanna hear a bird joke? No. Well this is Hawkward....

What did the Rabbit say to the horse? They are both completly differebt species and cannot communicate. Therefore, the rabbit said nothing.

What does a Somalian want for Christmas? Nothing hes Sunni Muslim and does not celebrate Christmas

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom

None of the sex jokes are not funny or not funny. They're just inappropriate.

Q: Why do only 10% of women go to heaven? Your question is fundamentally wrong. Religion is a collective hallucination.

How long does it take for a dead baby to explode in the microwave? I don't know, I was too busy masterbating.

What’s big, grey, has wrinkly skin, and a trunk? An elephant. Oh, you’ve heard this one.

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