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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's funnier than AIDS on a holocaust boy? everything. AIDS and the Holocaust are two terrible things.

Q: what did the poor, blind, deaf, orphan girl get for Christmas? A: cancer.

Anybody else hate when people mispell words in jokes It ruins the joke Most them prob some scumbags Probs to Jeffrey K April 12, 2013 1:55 PM

Why did the black man commit suicide? Because the white man murdered him.

What do you call a Mexican without a lawnmower. A Mexican that is fresh out of college and does not yet own a lawnmower.

what did the apple say to the orange ? nothing, apples are a fruit and do not have any organs which allow it to be able to talk.

Did you hear about the Nun in the Twin Towers? Yeah, she died too

What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern p.o.r.n-o collections.

what is black and white and read all over? A penguin in a blender

So a woman took her drivers test today Since she passed, and tomorrow is her 16th birthday, tomorrow she will have the legal privlage to get her license.

Have you heard that joke about Helen Keller? No. Neither has she.

What did the tiger say to the jellyfish? Nothing; tigers can't talk. And if they could the chances of a tiger meeting a jellyfish would be very slim.

Why did the head football coach go to the bank? Not to get his quarter back cause that'll cost him at least ten million a year.

Person A "did you hear about the cure for AIDS?" Person B "no." Person A "neither did I."

Your mother is so fat, that somebody should inform her of the risks of eating unhealthy foods because she could obtain life threatening diseases.

A jew walks into a church. he wishes to be touched by God.

In Opposites Land, you might think the opposite of small is big. But no, it's nail clippers.

Two blondes walks into a tavern, which is kind of funny, since the second one should have seen it.

What do a mole and an eagle have in common? They both can fly except for the mole

A rabbi,a priest and minister didnt walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

Roses are red, ill give you a wink, two in the pink, and one in the stink.

Q: What is scarier than the boogie man? A: Herpes

roses are blue violets are red heres a gun now your dead

John's life hasn't been the same since committing suicide 13 years ago.

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