- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Harriet Tubman have to take the underground railroad? Because she was a fugly slut.

Knock knock, Who's there? Justin Bieber, LEAVE!

What did the judge say to the criminal? I sentence you to a life time of solitary confinement.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? No. Well, neither has he

Roses are Grey, Violets are Grey, I am Colorblind...FML

What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus

When Chuck Norris does a push up, he's working out.

A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

Little Jimmy had walked in on his parents. "Mummy what are you doing with dad?" "Baking a cake" She replied. Two hours later the cake had then cooled and was consumed by all.

Why did hellen keller's dog kill itself? You would to if your name was, AIIEEEEIUUUUHGH!

what do you call a dead man rolling down a hill on fire, being shot in the head, and strapped to a bomb Dead

Wenis Penis

Knock knock. Who's there? Chet. Chet who? I probably shouldn't be giving you my name, just get in the fucking van...

Dog is walking through a park and is almost stepped on by a horse. Dog says, "Hey, watch where you're going!" Horse says, "Well, looky here! A talking dog!"

why did Kelsey fall off the swing? because she has no arms Knock Knock who's there? not Kelsey

Your mom is not fat!

When did the laughter finally die? When you started this joke.

How did the Mexican get across the boarder? He applied for a student visa. He was a promising young scholar who had no trouble being accepted to a prestigious college.

So three black men walk into a bank, one of them uses the ATM, they all proceed to the exit after he is done.

What did the giraffe say to the other? nothing giraffes cant talk

A banana walks into a bar many people leave considering bananas certainly don't walk. many people are wondering if they are dreaming

what's the black mans shirt made out of? cotton

Wolfjob.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sarah!

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