Doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

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How do you fit a billion llamas into a box? you dont

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Boo Boo Who? Boo Smith

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A man walks into a pet shop. He says to the shopkeeper, "Excuse me, do you have any dogs going cheap?" The shopkeeper replies "We feel that we price our animals reasonably, but the cheapest type of dog we have is £50." The man realises that, unfortunately, he cannot afford a dog so instead he purchases a goldfish. It wasn't the same.

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Next season on teen moms, Justin Bieber tells her story.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, Some don't.

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Why did the wheel fall of the car?? Cause you can't fit 10 pancakes inside of a doghouse.

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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Knock Knock Who's there? UPS you have a package from Amazon. \ Oh, Thanks, where do I sign? Right here. Ok, thanks, have a nice day. Thanks you too.

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Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't going to come.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Me ill kill u,

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Whats the difference between a dog and a bird? They both fly

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Johnny fell out of the window. Except he didn't fall I pushed him

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what can keep u alive for many years- -not being shot

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Your momma so stupid, she speaks poorly and can't spell very well.

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The adventures of Helen Keller:

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A man drinks a java while using Java His java was hot, making him spill on his laptop Blue screen of death

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YOU-why did the airplane crash? (person): why? YOU-Because jimmy was flying it. (person): Who is jimmy? YOU- a fish.

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A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked: "Why the long face?" The horse said: "My wife just died."

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How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends, but most weigh around 775 to 1,200 pounds.

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Why can't Hellen Keller play the piano? She's dead.

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The war against the moral men was long and hard, yet the Victor stands, the most dark of metals. Nero Metal, enjoy 2016 as much as you can enjoy both hellfire and the wrath of heaven against you, as there will be years no more for mankind to Count, trust not my Words, but the visions in Your head, and if you doubt Your sanity, know that by september the 13th, you will not be the only one. The end of the children of God is upon you, as you took his, he shall take Yours, eye for an eye, tooth for a tooth... Rest well... ...While you still can`t

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WHAT? FRIENDS? DID YOU NOT READ MY QUICKFUCK PROFILE? Likes: Orgies. Favorite color: Pussy. Description:Looking for women with vaginas (maybe an asshole is fine too) Please, I am a womanizer, of course we are friends, heck I am even romantic, you know romantic as in... Uh... Well, maybe not my rose bud... (because that did really not appear at the solve media right now)

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Its a sunny day. There's a tree and a bird. What did they say to each other? --------------------------------------------------- Nothing they can't talk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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