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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was blind.

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Why didn't the black guy get paid for doing work hard at labor? it was the year of 1860!!

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Q: How do you give a frigid woman an orgasm? A: By making her come.

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Bill: Hey Scott, do you have the time? John: My name is John, you must have mistaken me for someone else. Bill: Oh. I apologize for the inconvenience. John: No problem. By the way, the time is 3:34. Bill: I don't actually need the time, me and Scott just have this inside joke of me asking the time when we both very well know that he refuses to wear a wristwatch. John: Alright

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If my wife has got 6 oranges in one hand and 6 apples in the other hand, what has she got? No chance of stopping an uppercut.

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What do a duck and a tricycle have in common? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

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What do you call a white duck? A quacker

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What did one theoretical physicist say to another theoretical physicist? Hey there Bill, how's Nancy and the kids doing?

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why is 6 afraid of 7 because seven is black

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What do you call a gay man in a wheelchair? Nothing, his life is already hard enough and bullying him will only make the problem worse.

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you know your just like my pinkie toe........eventually i am going to bang you on a table

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A: Knock, knock. B: Who's there? The writer of this joke had no idea how to end this.

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How do you knock up a Catholic girl? Put your penis into her vagina without wearing a condom.

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What has hands but can't clap? - A Quadraplegic

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What do you call a guy with aids? Your dad

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How do you make someone laugh? Tell them this joke.

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What do kittens and napkins have in common? You can sneeze into both of them except the kitten doesn't like it

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Why are all the other numbers scared of 7? Beacuse 7 stabbed his mother with a steak knife.

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What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

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Boy: what to hear a joke? girl: sure. Boy: woman rights.

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What s the difference between a pigeon ?

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What's the difference between contemporary Christian music?

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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