- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I got shot in the balls now i'm pregnant?

Why was the prostitute unsuccessful? because she had no vagina

Why did the little girl not speak? It was Anne Frank

You are a special guy, and I mean that in a really sweet way, but a retard no. Synapses, tell me more please.

Why did the potato cross the road? It didn't. A potato is a vegetable. It cannot walk, think or speak.

What do you call a kid without any friends? A Sandy Hook survivor

What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping your biscuit in your cup of tea.

How many Nazis does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. Their domestic handiness was not impeded by their warped sense of entitlement and racial superiority.

Q: Knock - Knock A: NO SOLICITORS!

What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? Names.

Little Birdy: Are you my mother? Man: No, I'm a murderer. Get in the truck.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from KFC.

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black guy on a bike? Just because its not very nice.

why did the chicken cross the world becuase he had to go in the bathroom

what did the little boy say to his mom? nothing his mother died in childbirth.

What did the aborted fetus say to the recycling bin? Nothing because it isn't capable of speaking, and it was in the dumpster

What did the hobo get for Christmas? hypothermia.

Two biscuits were sitting in an oven. One says to the other hows it going, the other says nothing because he knows that biscuits can't talk.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its babies were being mauled by a cat.

Oh, well if you want, I would like for you to tell her that I wish her good health, suddenly it sounds like I am speaking with spider man here, so you could balance on the top of a tower like a ninja and stuff?

A horse walks into a bar gets shot then carried away in a helicopter

Why did the fat man go to America? Because he was excited to get of work for vacation.

some dude: weed is bad Other dude: then why do they prescribe it to people are you dumb or are you stupid

Whats the difference between a dog and a bird? They both fly

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