- Anti Joke

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if he tore his ACL last week trying out for wood chucking nationals? A: Woodchucks don't possess the ability to chuck wood, nor do they have ACLs.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, I'm blind.

How do you kill a beetle? Wait outside his apartment and shoot him

What is funny to watch but stinks of shit. Jews oh and SBB they both stink and are funny to watch.

life is like a penis, short but feels long when it's hard.

Roses are red Violets are blue i have a gun get in the van

Yesterday, upon the stair, I met a man who wasn't there. I saw him there again today; I've been sectioned. [L]

What do you get when you cross a black man and an octopus? I don't know, but it sure would pick a lot of cotton.

What do you call a Ku Klux Klan member who has been set on fire? Burnt Marshmallow.

Yo mama so fat, her Patronus is a cake.

Roses are red, Violets are violet, hence the name Violets.

Whats small white and has a hole in it? A powdered Donut

What did farmer brown say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

What do you call a fly with no wings? Disabled

A scantily dressed woman is standing at an intersection. She is a prostitute.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Little Susie fell of the swings. Where did she go? On the ground.

Have you heard of the lawnmower joke? No neither have I

What happens when you cross a Labrador and a Poodle. A species of dog that has been cross bred.

Red sky in the morning, Shepard's warning. Red sky at night, Shepard's Fulcrum.

Q. How can you tell if a snake bites? A. It depends on if he walks to school or carries his lunch.

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Why do eggs come in 12? because 13 is bad luck