- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Johnny throw his money on the floor? Because he was giving it to charity

What did God do to help the little girl with terminal cancer? Nothing, God doesn't exist.

Q. Which one do you hate more? Jews, Mexicans, or Asians. A. I hate all of them, but jews are annoying when they resist getting stuffed in the oven.

roses are blue violets are blue everything is blue I'm sad now

what is pink and shaped like a banana? A pink banana.

You know you guys are suppose to post jokes, not basketball comments.

Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and not being funny.

Person A "did you hear about the cure for AIDS?" Person B "no." Person A "neither did I."

How do you survive the end of the world? You can't- everyone will die!

What did the black man say to the watermelon? Watermelon.

Why couldn't the Asian man speak in chinese? He never learned chinese

Where's my tractor?

Man goes to the doctors, He waits patiently in the waiting room for nine minutes and is then called in to see the doctor for a routine check up. After seeing the doctor he picks up his sisters kid from school and carries on with his day.

How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb? NONE A YO F******G BUSINESS!!!

Why did The Chicken cross The Road? The Chicken was a new drug dealer to town and he did a deal with The Road , the town's existing drug dealer (they used these nicknames to hide their identities), but then back stabbed him to try and take the whole area for himself. Money and Power, as always.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had Alzheimers and forgot that he lived on the other side of the street.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I've lost my tractor!

If a tree falls in the forrest and a women hears it does it make a sound? Why is there a tree in the kitchen.

Where is Tampa Bay, Florida?

What do you call a one legged , one eyed, canadian fisherman called Samuel Browning? Mr Browning unless you are on friendly terms then Sam is fine.

A man said hello to a woman. He was italian...

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was a woman

Why did the blonde lose her job as a teacher? Because she was in a sudden and violent car crash in which she died a slow agonizing death.

whats ironic about a white van being white the driver usualy is not

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