- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is a pirate's favorite color? It depends on the pirate.

a man walked into a bar and said ow

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles

There once was a man from Nantucket, he was a very nice person and had many friends.

lol

What's long,black and wrapped in something yellow ?? A twix

Why is nate asian? no one knows neither of his parents appear to be of asian desent

What did the black guy say to the white guy? Hi!

i just wrote this so hard

What happened to the guy that got shot? He fell down

Why did the Alzheimer's patient fail the history exam? I don't remember.....

Ask me if I'm a tree..... "are you a tree?" No.

you suck

Q: What can a black man do that a llama can't? A: Walk

What's big, white, and kills you if it falls out of a tree. A Fridge

What's worse than finding a worm in the apple you're eating? Many things could be worse than that, from the less severe e.g. Finding half a worm in the apple you're eating to the more severe, such as the total collapse of civilization.

Where did the cow go? To the slaughter house!!!

Why did the fridge break? Because someone threw a fridge at it.

What color is the bus? Yellow What color is the bus? Yellow What color is the bus? Yellow What color is the kid? Red because he got hit by the bus.

Guess what? Random shit. Why? Because almost nobody looks at the newest jokes to realize that 99.999% of jokes that just say random shit never get above the 0 mark.

Sometimes you have to stop and smell the roses. Unless they are next to the trashcan where you put your little sisters diapers

An irish man stumbles out of a bar.

if your having girl problems i feel bad for you son, i don't have any.

Gas prices are so high, I've had to resort to walking and riding my bike.

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