Why did the toddler fall over? He's an Iraqi child and has been shot in both legs, being readied for a public execution for fighting on the opposing side.

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Who is a pussy? Jeff Misner

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Your mom is so old she died

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so a man goes to jurrasic park and sees two dinosaurs fighting. he shits himself.

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Why did Jenny fall off her bike? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Jenny

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Connor is homo

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an american walks out of a strip club.

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A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender if he'd would like to make a wager. The bartender replies, "no."

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Did you hear about the guys who were going to France? Well they are not going anymore.

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What did the cow say to the butcher? At least I'm not a Jew.

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Yo momma's so poor, she needs to work 2 jobs to support her family.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? I was asking you...

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Why did a Jewish man have no hair left? He recently got a haircut.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting your car repossessed.

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14 people jump in a hole about 25 ft deep. they can't climb out because it is a straight vertical drop.

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Once upon a time in a far away kingdom, people lived in it. The End.

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What is worse than waking up by your alarm clock on the weekend? 9/11

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Where do you find a dog with no legs ? Same place you left it ...

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartenders asks "Why the long face?"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His wife and children had just been struck by a moving vehicle traveling at approximately 45 miles per hour trying to cross the same road. He ran across the road to comfort his dying wife and two children as they took their final breaths. The chicken was also not really a chicken but a middle-aged man who had recently been laid off his job and diagnosed wiuth an incureable disease.

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how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? Not enough

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pudding

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How many pastry chefs does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. It's a fairly simple job.

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A Irish leaves and bump in to a really tall the Irish sorry boss

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Anti Joke

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