- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock who's there? ketchup ketchup who? better catchup with me!

Why did the little boy fall out the window? A child molester pushed him.

people can be soooo loud!!!!!!! sooo loud that they wake up helen keller!!!!!!

What's the difference between a jew and pizza? A Jew is human and pizza is food.

Yo momma so stupid she tried drowning a gold fish. She got accused for animal cruelty.

What did the doctor say to the other doctor? She is a goner.

A man asked a horse "Why such a long face?" The Horse replies "My entire family just died in a plane crash."

Q: a black man and a mexican are in a car. Whos driving? A: The mexican. They're going to the bookstore to get some books.

What did Jesus Christ say to John the Baptist? Nothing. He didn't exist.

a man walks into a bar with a poodle stuffed halfway up his rectum... WHY ARE YOU WAITING FOR A PUNCHLINE!? MY GOD! THIS MAN HAS A DOG UP HIS ANUS!

What's black and white and red all over? A seriously infected scab.

What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? Names.

knock knock whos there? jim okay come in.

How many Nazis does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. Their domestic handiness was not impeded by their warped sense of entitlement and racial superiority.

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black guy on a bike? Just because its not very nice.

What did the aborted fetus say to the recycling bin? Nothing because it isn't capable of speaking, and it was in the dumpster

I got shot in the balls now i'm pregnant?

One kid says I've had threw bottles of water and I haven't had to go to the bathroom. His friend says may have a urinary tract infection.

What did the hobo get for Christmas? hypothermia.

Q: Why can't dinosaurs talk? A: Because they're all dead.

Q: Knock - Knock A: NO SOLICITORS!

what did the little boy say to his mom? nothing his mother died in childbirth.

Why did the little girl not speak? It was Anne Frank

Why did the gang jump a man for his blue jeep? Answer The gang wanted a blue jeep.

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