whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting stranded on an island with your best friend and realizing several days later that you will have to eat him to survive. hours after eating your friend a boat saves you and now have to live the rest of your life knowing you ate somebody.................... oh and the Holocaust

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Guy: "Did you hear about the guy who cried wolf?" Friend: "Yes. He was pulling your leg. People cry tears not wolves." Guy: "How did you know he was pulling my leg?" Friend: "If you look down, he's still there pulling it."

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What's worse than finding your cat dead? Finding your cat dead because it choked on your goldfish.

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Three blind mice go into a pub, but they are unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from it would be exploitative.

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Two guys fight over a girl. The girl gets up from under them.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

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Why was the black family eating at K.F.C? The food there is really good and they had a discount on the family bucket.

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A man walks in front of a bus. The bus driver avoids the man but hits the boy eating ice cream.

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2 men walk into a bar. You would have expected the second one to notice it after the first guy walked into it.

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ur left leg is cristmas nd ur right leg is thanks giving can i vist

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Why did the homeless man decide it was time to get off the streets? He wanted to save face.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? -absolut vodka Well, you have a sirious drinking problem...

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What's worse than a worm in your holocaust? An apple.

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I may have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

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Obama lin Baden.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

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Nickelback.

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What song does the lady camel sing to seduce male camels - my humps my humps my humps my humps How did sergay the camel respond? -we dont know. He died a fatal death involving hippos in hula skirts, and flying guavas

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Q:How do u kill a butcher A: Kill its family

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Why did the fox cross the road? To chew on the chicken carcass.

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Colin Fry backwards is yrF niloC

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What do you call a shop dedicated to selling rap music, watermelons, grape soda and fried chicken? A poor business model

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Q.why'd the monkey fall out of the tree A. because he was dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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