- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you say to a black couple that just got married? Congratulations

What happened to the black jew? He went to college and died in a plane crash.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Who the hell knows..?

Why did the airplane crash into the ocean? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Your dad got tired while running, so he stopped running.

What did the man think of when he saw a squadron of military bombers flying over his home? The football game is about to start

What did Harry Potter say when he lost his wand? Where's my wand?

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? Dead.

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What do you call a boy that was once a boy, but no longer is a boy? A Man

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks him "why the long face?" "All horses have long faces" he replied.

What is black and looks like a person A black person

A bear walks into a bar. Animal control was contacted and the bar was evacuated.

whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? babies aren't fruit.

When does Adolf Hitler get horny? When his hormones start at it when looking at women.

A blind man walks into a bar. Another man asks him if hes ever seen the new movie that came out. he then replies, "i heard it" then curled up into a ball and cries for several hours.

Why did the black man get some Kool-Aid? Because he was thirsty, and thought Kool-Aid would be able to quench his thirst.

mat (telling anti joke): so you are stranded in a desert, right and kyle: no. Mat: no man i'm Kyle: no (kyle was later found dead)

Henry's mom packed Henry sweaters And lots of things besides sweaters Henry went to war He saw lots of gore Logically, he wouldn't need a sweater because he had to wear his uniform during the battle. Did i mention that Henry likes chocolate?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to, like any other chicken

Christianity is not a religion; it's a relationship with God.

What do you get when you cross a Fish and a Duck? A Dish

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