why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent

why did michael jackson write black or white he didnt want black people to copy him

What did the POW say to his captor? I do not want to be waterboarded.

Knock knock who's there? Gary Glitter ?_?

-How do you wake up Lady Gaga? -Poke her face

How did the Muslim girl get pregnant? She was brutally raped on the streets of Baghdad.

What happened when the Asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

An underage man walks into a bar. He then was shot and kicked out of the bar. An overage person found the body. What age is he? Normal Age

What happens when you run over a mexican? The country gets one less illegal immigrant.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra

What do you call a baby that fell in lava Dead

Yo mama is so fat... she died due to type two diabetes.

A recently widowed blond was on her way to an appointment with her attractive physician, when she realized that she was almost out of gas, so she stopped to refuel at a station near his office.

How do you keep a black man from hanging around your tree? You cut the rope.

Knock knock! Who's there? ADHD ADHD wh-? SQUIRREL!

What's black and crawls around on eight legs? An octopus that just inked itself.

A man said lol, I said lol back. Then he started to beat me up for repeating his phrase!

What did the girl with cancer get for her birthday? Hairspray.

What do a reindeer and a grape have in common? They are both purple, except for the reindeer.

Why was the man sent to the hospital? He got crushed by a flying refrigerator.

time to spruce up!

why was the boy sad he had a frog stapled to his face

What's the difference between a jew and pizza? A Jew is human and pizza is food.

Why did the little boy fall out the window? A child molester pushed him.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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