- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He orders a drink successfully, pays, and leaves. Three weeks later he dies tragically.

What happened to the white man who beat up the black man? He was arrested for assault and battery. What happened to the black man who beat up the white man? He was also arrested for assault and battery. Their races have no superiority to the law.

What do you call a black man approaching your car in uniform whose name happens to be Darius? Officer Darius.

Why did the dog lick his balls? Because he can.

I am so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed.

What did one pig say to the other pig while sitting in the bathtub? No thanks I already have a typewriter.

What grows on trees and is woody? Wood.

what's worse than finding a truck full of dead babys taking them out with a pitchfork

Why did the man stop running. He was tierd

A fish swims up your penis...

what do you get if you cross a scotsman , who knows nothing about football and a indian? Blackburn rovers, and a good night out

Why did Charlie eat a baked potato? Because he was hungry.

What's funnier than an anti-joke? Sarcasm.

What's the difference between a Lamborgini and 100 dead babies? I don't have a Lambo in my garage.

Beans, beans the magical fruit. The more you smoke, the blacker your lungs get.

It's a bird! No, it's a plane! No, it's actually a bird. You can see its wings flapping.

Your girlfriend.

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? A: I'm sorry. I was raised in an abusive home and I never learned how to properly express my emotions. I'm going to seek professional counseling but in the meantime we should end our relationship for your safety.

What did the barber say to Chewbacca? DAAAAAAYYYYUUUUMMMM!!!

Was the last joke funny? Because this one isn't.

What do people call the completely paralyzed man with no eyes? David, his name.

Whats bright red and claws at the window? Baby in a microwave.

What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

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