on a scale from 0 to 100, how childish are you? 69

pull my finger (farts)

knock , knock That Was The Same Mistake That Ann Frank Made.

Knock Knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

Why did the woman have no boobs? Breast cancer

Why did the tourist cross the road? He was sightseeing.

What did Harry get for his Birthday? Nothing nobody likes Harry.

I'm so hungry I could eat a horse and chase the jockey.

Why did the little girl drop her ball? Because she was done playing with it.

The Oakland Raiders

A Quadriplegic walks into a bar.

What does a person with Alzheimer's do? To get to the other side.

Joker: Knock knock Batman: Who's there Joker: Not your parents

Bryson got a concussion...he died

whats worse than biting your apple and finding a worm? WWII.

What's the difference between a melon and a baby? You have to cut open the melon before you can eat it

What do you call a man running away from the bus? A man

Her doctor told her that if she didn't start watching her cholesterol she might suffer from heart related illness in the near future.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away Because no dog likes being called "hurrrrdhjkdhjsaklhdkhjkddssaduyiwqkhdbewcjk"

Yo mamas so fat she is obese

Why was the guy tired? His titties were too big

A grasshopper walks into a bar and no one notices because it's just a little insect.

I was going to tell a joke about your mom's vagina, but that's overused.

How do you confuse a black man? Call him from a blocked number and I say "I love you"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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