A- Knock knock. B- Who's there? A- The interrupting doctor. B- The interrupt- A- You have cancer.

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Q: How do you stop a hobo from stealing your money A: You steal the hobo

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yo mama is so hairy she has afros on her nipples

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What does a hooker eat for breakfast, lunch, and dinner? Food.

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''Today is Star Wars day :)'' ''Why's that?'' ''guess'' ''I don't know :/'' ''It's May the 4th!'' ''And?'' ''May the 4th be with you :p''

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Hey, I just met you And this is crazy! But here's my switchblade Get in the trunk.

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Q) What do you get when you cross a brown chicken with a brown cow? A) An abomination

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Your mother is so fat; I love fat fat people.

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A black man walks into a bar and a white man says "we don't allow coloured men in here". the black man sighs and walks out, wondering what he ever did wrong, and makes his way to the liqour store, to buy some beer to drown his sorrows over his mothers death. On the way, a racist white man shoots and kills him. Then, at his funeral, someone makes the joke "Wow, how ironic. The black guy was the victim.."

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What did the viking say to the alien? "Vad i namn av valhalla är en utlänning gör här?"

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How many black people does it take to solve a complex physics equation? Trick question

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Why did the little kids call the boy "pornboy" Because he showed gay porn at the bus stop

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A black man walked into a bar. He cashed in big on workers comp.

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Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness. Oh come on in, I would love to learn more about your religion.

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What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay the manufacturers suggested retail price.

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Why did litltle Susie drop her ice cream? She got hit by a bus Knock knock Who's there Not Susie

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no hands. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not sally.

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Steve Jobs is alive.

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A boy writes an anti-joke. It is not funny. He sees his friends teasing him about the jokes stupidity. He promptly pokes his eyes out with a dull broom stick. He can still hear his friends mocking him. He cuts his ears off with an industrial meat slicer. He wakes up the next morning and doesnt give a crap about the prior days events. Mainly because he can no longer see or hear.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? A shocking example of the cruelty suffered by animals at hands of humanity.

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How do you wake up a black man? You stab him in the thigh.

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What's worse than getting raped by a bear? Getting raped by two bears.

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Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of African decent to sit in towards the front of the bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of European decent.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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