Nero7 How are you doing? This is "Eliza" I hope I will be joining, but I cannot reach you by phone, please respond ASAP time is running out.

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Q. what did voldemort get for christmas that harry potter didnt? A. dinner with his parents

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Hey, what do you call Sarah Palin? A Republican.

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Roses are blue Violets are red I'm colour blind Which is sometimes quite annoying

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Knock knock Who's there? Boo AHHH A GHOST D:

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If i had a dollar for every time Lindsay Lohan Crashed a vehicle......i would be rich

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Whats worse than dropping your ice cream cone Your dad having brian cancer

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How do you steal candy from a baby? You ask nicely.

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What rhymes with turtle? RAPE

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A black man walks into a bar He looks at the menu and realizes he's in a bar, so he leaves

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? -absolut vodka Well, you have a sirious drinking problem...

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Statistics show That people with the most birthdays Live the longest

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How do you help a black person find a job ? Tell them places that are hiring.

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Holocaust. I was too lazy to make it complete, so enjoy the punchline and comment your own question. It will probably be funnier.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

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What happens when you run over a black man? It is most likely that he is killed.

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What's worse than speaking to a Russian bear? Gettting mauled and eaten by one.

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What would you call Kenny Dalgleish if he was black? Mr Dalgleish in a formal setting, Kenny in an informal one.

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What is yellow outside, black inside, and makes you laugh when it falls? A school bus full of black people falling from a clif

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Why was Yabba annoyed? Because the idiots who do the audio description voiceover for Timmy Time on BBC iPlayer frequently refer to her as a male even though she is clearly a female duck.

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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Q: Why could John say goodbye to his girlfriend ? A: He didnt have one

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Q:Whats a similarity between your mom and your dad? A:They both hate you -Ryan V

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Larry The Cableguy....thats it.

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