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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Has u seen my grammar?

how do you keep an idiot in suspense. I dont' know he still hasn't told me

Whats brown and smells like shit? Shit.

What has four legs, but cannot walk? A giraffe with polio.

What's black an white and red all over? Two dead babies, one African American and one Caucasian split in half by a chainsaw.

Knock knock Who is there? Your mom Your mom who? STOP WITH THIS GAME AND JUST OPEN THE DOOR!

Why doesn't Santa deliver gifts anymore? Because Santa died of a heart attack.

Roses are red Violets are red I'm bleeding quite profusely and should probably go to the hospital.

What do you call a black man a asian man and a mexican man? 3 people

How does a black man get to his parent's house on Christmas? He drives

In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

Why was six afraid of seven. It wasnt because numbers cant possible show emotions. I

How many blodnes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Approximately 17. with the addition of 6 brunettes.

Why did the bus driver tell the black man to get to the back of the bus? Because all the seats up front were full and its dangerous to stand in a moving vehicle

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being in an abusive relationship.

Yeah sure comment below, and soylent green is fucking people! Moral: "You are judging the spitting image of yourself, except that you are doomed to remain ignorant and judgmental"

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Politely say "Hey you, get out of the tree."

What did the pear say to the orange? Orange ya gonna say hi? What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk.

What smells like old people and is white? Talcum Powder.

What did the Black man say to the prostitute? Your job makes the risks of getting AIDs and other STDs much higher than the average person's.

What's worse than eating poop for your whole life? Nothing really, you've got serious problems if you have another option...

I was watching this movie..... its over now.

Yo momma so fat, when she sits on a rainbow nothing happens, as rainbows are merely rays of light refracted off of water particles in the air, apparent to humans only on a visible spectrum.

I'm not saying your mom's ugly, but I like pancakes.

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