A 3 year old child walks into his parents having intercorce the child asked "mommy what were you and daddy doing" she says "sex" the child was scarred for life.

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titanic vs 9/11 who would win? Well the titanic backwards is a ship which saves lives and 9/11 backwards is a building on fire spitting out airplanes

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What did the asian do with his homework? finish it. as is expected from children his age.

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why does everyone like this website? ... because every other joke a little baby is dying.

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You had 10 bricks on an airplane, you throw one. How many do you now have? 9. How do you get the elephant in the fridge? Open the fridge put the elephant in. How do you get the giraffe in the fridge? Open the fridge, take the elephant out, put the giraffe in. There was an animal meeting, all animals were invited. Which animal was missing? The giraffe, because he's still in the fridge. An old woman wants to cross a river that was full of crocodiles. How does she cross without getting eaten? The crocodiles were at the animal meeting, so she got across safely. She dies anyways. What happened? She was hit by the brick.

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a mulslim wlaks past a bomb shop on his way to join the international peace club

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There were two muffins in an oven. They were forgotten about by the baker so they cried, caught fire, burned to death, and formed a medium-sized pile of ashes.

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Q: What did the forgetful person say to the other? A:

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What do you call it when a blonde jumps off the Empire State Building without a parachute? Suicide.

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a white guy a black guy and a hispanic guy walk into a bar.

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If I told you I was straight I'd be lying

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Jimmy can't drive the tractor. Why can't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because he's a patato

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How do you blind an Asian man You stab him six times in each eye socket and drop cyan pepper in his eye wound.

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Why was the fat man crying? He was sentenced to the electric chair for a murder he didn't commit.

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Whats small white and has a hole in it? A powdered Donut

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Q. What did Nelson say to his men before they boarded ship? A. "Board ship men"

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Whatever doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Except for the cases when you die...then you are dead.

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Why is life so hard? Because god isn't real

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Person 1: Hey Person 2: What's up? Person 1: Kill Yoself Person 2: Alright

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what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? we are both lawyers

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Q. How do you make a chicken dance? A. I don't know I was asking you.

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what did the girl get with her blueberry waffles? blue waffles.

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Why do black guys always have sex on their mind? Because they are men.

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I thought we where okay, you seemed so nice and calm before, are you okay? What happened?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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