- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in water? Drowning

Whats black and hangs from my tree? A slave

What do an airplane and a strawberry have in common? They can both fly.... Except for the strawberry

What is the hardest thing about eating a vegetable? the wheelchair

What do you get if you cross a horse with a cow? A horse and a cow.

Q. How do you punish Helen Keller? A. Rearrange the furniture in her room

I used to be an adventurer like you, Then I settled down in a quiet place in the woods with a girl and raised a family.

A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, it hurts when i poke my leg like this!" The doctor says,"Mm yes, it seems you have taken an arrow to the knee. You'll never walk again."

Why was the black guy hanging from the tree? Because he committed suicide because his wife of 20 years left him, is only child hates him and due to the bad economy is job at wall street was terminated.

if a dog won't bark, there's no way you can teach it to talk.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Spilling Dr. Pepper on your carpet

What's the difference between you and a polar bear? I don't hate the polar bear

Whats the difference between me and a ghost? What? Ghost are not dolphins

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

What did the mexican fireman call his twin sons? nothing. they were stillborn

What did the Rabbit say to the horse? They are both completly differebt species and cannot communicate. Therefore, the rabbit said nothing.

A man walks in to a bar, He sits down and enjoys a pint.

A duck walks ino a bar...... fck this sht im going to candy land.

Knock knock Who's there? Bill Oh hai come in

Why was 6 afraid of 12? Because 12 used to beat up 6 and now 6 has a restraining order against 12. 12 has to stay at least 5 numbers away from 6.

Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

What's red & is bad for your face? A brick.

why do you park in the driveway and drive on the park way

why did the other chicken cross the road peer pressure

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