- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's more painful than having your girlfriend cheat on you and leave you? Having your **** bitten off slowly.

What did the truck driver get when he ran over my cat? A pave low.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

Why did the little girlbnot wake up? Because her mother smothered her in her sleep.

Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks.

Where can you find the best black man soup? I don't know. Cannibilism is no longer socially acceptable.

A homosexual and a heterosexual bump into each other on the street. But its okay, because although they both lead very different lifestyles, they are open minded enough to respect each others choices and both apologize and keep walking.

Is your Alzheimers getting better? I have alzeimers?...

What's the difference between a clever trick and a computer programmer? A clever trick throws you for a loop, and a computer programmer throws you a for loop.

Q: What do you call a stop sign in the winter? A: A stop sign in the winter.

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What did the heroin addict get for Christmas? Aids from a used needle.

How can you tell if an elephant has been in your fridge? Broken fridge.

Whats the difference between a Dodo and an Elephant? They're both extinct. Excluding the elephant

Why wad six afraid of seven? Because seven was a sexual offender.

a group of teenagers are laughing at a boy around their age when on says "youre stupid" the boy then replies "i prefer the term Autistic"

You know how hitler wasn't accepted into the art school ? The teacher who didn't let him join was Jewish .

Guess What!? What?! GIGGITY GIGGITY GOOOOOOOOO!!!!! (ALL RIGHT) OH.

A man was driving down the road and was swerving, a cop stops him and asks him to walk in a straight line, believing him to be drunk. The man replies "I can't, I've been blind since I was a child."

What do you call a man with no arms and legs? An amputee

why is the earth mad at the moon? cause the moon mooned the earth

Q: How are a plum and a rabbit alike? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

Roses are red, Violets are dead, I climbed through your window, I'm under your bed

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