- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If i knew people where coming i would have trimed my antlers

how do you stop a rhino from charging? you shoot it with a gun until it's either dead or no longer charging at you because thats a highly dangerous situation.

A 3 year old child walks into his parents having intercorce the child asked "mommy what were you and daddy doing" she says "sex" the child was scarred for life.

Q: What did the forgetful person say to the other? A:

Knock Knock! Who is there? Me. Let me in. Oh, okay, Come in.

Do you know whats funny to say to someone unless they're black. Your ma's in jail.

What do you call a black man eating dessert? A man of African ancestry enjoying a sweet treat.

Why is elmo sad? He was brutally raped by Dora :D

What is blue, around 30 cm long and makes women cry? Crib death!

Flowers are colors Love me

caoimhin you satan of CHRIST IM A DICIPLE OF CHRIST UNLIKE YOU

I painted my dog to look like pizza. Someone ate him. It was my mom.

Why does Michael Jackson like twenty eight year olds? Michael Jackson is dead.

Ask me if I'm well Are you well? No

The kid was riding a honda xr70r. He got hit by a non moving object and died.

North Korea is red. Amerika is blue. But they both split blood. All over you

What is the difference between a person of Mexican heritage and a park bench? One is a bench, the other is a human being.

What's red and fun to drink through a bendy straw? Period blood

Velcro. What a rip off.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock...

What do Helen Keller and Beethoven have in common? They both died wondering what the hell their last words were.

i should have been sad when my flashlight died.... but i was delighted.

If little jimmy has five candy bars and he eats three, what does little jimmy have? Diabetes

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