- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a doctor's office and says "Doc, I blacked out last night and have a sore ass." The doctor took some x-rays and informed him he had colon cancer.

I have never liked jokes. They promote laughter, which is the music of Satan strangling hairy children and wildebeast. I'd like to thank anti-joke.com for their work in the struggle against hilarity.

Have you seen the clown hiding from gay people at walmart?

Why was lil' Susie screaming horrifically? Nobody knows. That's why the neighbors called the cops. -Harrison

Have you ever had a traditional Ethiopian Dinner? Neither have they.

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Why didnt the homeless man eat the cheese? Because he died right before he ate it. :-(

How did the clown crash his car? A horrible tornado chrashed through the town.

I found out I had asthma earlier today. I was breathless.

My Jimmy Saville advent calendar is rubbish. It only opens from 1 to 16.

When life gives you lemons you make orange juice so people will say "How the hell did you do that?"

A. Big feet, you know what that means B. He has to order his shoes on line because they don't carry his size in stores.

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What is a frogs favorite drink? Water.

Why did the jewish family move? Their house burnt down. They lost everything and was tragic

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So a man walks into a bar and gets drunk.

roses are red violets are blue sunflowers are yellow I bet you were expecting something romantic but this is just gardening facts

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a women.

Why did Emily fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Emily.

What do you get when you cross a badger and a paper bag? The badger is cross of course but the bag is inanimate and can't be angered.

Want to hear a joke? Women's rights.

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" He says, "I have acromegaly"

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