- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why's it so bad to be black and Jewish? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

How come Billy can only swim in circles? His right arm and right leg were amputated because he scraped his left arm.

What's green and brown, and if it fell out of a tree on you it would kill you? A billiard table?

What do you call a low-fat banana? A nothing...

phil - "honey, why is the picture quality so bad" Phil was watching a toaster

What is black, white, and red all over? The Wall

Last words of a redneck - "Hold my beer and watch this"

What's the different between a blond and a brunette? Blondes taste better when cut into small pieces and fried in a skillet.

Your mom is so fat, she weighs 732 kilograms.

No, you would have made me unhappy and yourself miserable, until you truly value who you are, as we that still look up to you to this day, you wont see the greatness within you.

What do you call a purple apple? Bruised.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was in the oven because the farmer was cooking it for dinner.

What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? Can I have fries with that?

Why was Jimmy sad? Because he was about to be shot for attempting to assassinate the president.

What's the differece between a rock and a black guy? A rock can't eat fried chicken.

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? -slavery

why did the panda go to the store? to buy milk.

Why did Sara fall off the swing? -She had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? -Not Sara!

There was an elephant , a bird, a man, a tree, a cat, a dog, a lion, a horse, a cow, a pig, a duck, a lemon, a turnip, an apple, a rabbit, a slice of pizza and a spoon. I just wasted around 8 seconds of your life

What do you call a vehicle has 56 wheels? Anything you want, because it hasn't been invented yet.

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Why doesn't Santa deliver gifts anymore? Because Santa died of a heart attack.

Why did the clam not like to share? The deep sea is a competitive environment, where survival of the fittest is prominent.

How many polish people does it take to change a light bulb? Just one. The polish are a civilized and prosperous country.

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