- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally fall of the swing set? Because she got hit with a mattress

Yo momma so fat, when she sits on a rainbow nothing happens, as rainbows are merely rays of light refracted off of water particles in the air, apparent to humans only on a visible spectrum.

You know what's a real drag? A club foot

whats green and smells like red paint? green paint

why was six afraid of seven It wasnt. numbers are not sentient or tangible and thus are incapable of feeling fear

What is Wonder Woman's drug of choice? Heroine.

What's worse than a worm in your holocaust? An apple.

Colin Fry backwards is yrF niloC

Obama lin Baden.

Why was the black family eating at K.F.C? The food there is really good and they had a discount on the family bucket.

What do you call a shop dedicated to selling rap music, watermelons, grape soda and fried chicken? A poor business model

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

2 men walk into a bar. You would have expected the second one to notice it after the first guy walked into it.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? -absolut vodka Well, you have a sirious drinking problem...

I may have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

Why did the fox cross the road? To chew on the chicken carcass.

What song does the lady camel sing to seduce male camels - my humps my humps my humps my humps How did sergay the camel respond? -we dont know. He died a fatal death involving hippos in hula skirts, and flying guavas

Two guys fight over a girl. The girl gets up from under them.

Q:How do u kill a butcher A: Kill its family

Nickelback.

A man walks in front of a bus. The bus driver avoids the man but hits the boy eating ice cream.

Why did the homeless man decide it was time to get off the streets? He wanted to save face.

ur left leg is cristmas nd ur right leg is thanks giving can i vist

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