- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do a duck and a tricycle have in common? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

If 2 wrongs make a right and 2 rights make a wrong, then when you have 4 rights=2 wrongs, you have a true statement. If you have 8 rights = 4 wrongs, you have a verified statement.

nobody move! I've dropped my brain.

So a man and his wife were in a horrible car accident. The man died, so why isn't the wife mourning his death? Because she is also dead. But, do you know who did mourn and cry over this horrible tragedy? Their children, other family members, and friends.

why did the little girl fall off the swing? she was a double amputee.

A guy is taking a pee in the ocean and a fish swims up and drinks the pee. The fish says "thanks for the lemonade."

What's worse then AIDS? Chad Wolbert

Why did the bunny cross the road? Because it waited until a car was driving by and then got run over.

A man walks into a bar, it's funny because he is an alcholholic

what do you call a woman who has sex for money? smart.

women's rights

Wanna hear a dirty joke....? A pig rolling in mud!

What do you get when you cross a spider with a cow? A dead spider.

Q: why are black people so much darker than white people? A: genetics.

Why did the two black men break into a bank with guns? It was being robbed by a white man and they were police officers.

Q. Why did the car break dance? A. I dont know!

What's worse than a shotgoun to the balls? Nothing.

What is green and red all over? A christmas tree that is internally bleading.

MRCANN YOUR A FUCKIN' CARROT LERN 2 FOCKIN SIT IN YER HOLE YA FUCKIN PLANT

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why did no one help him up? Because nobody liked him.

Whats worse than 10 babies nailed to one tree 1 baby nailed to 10

What was the little boys least favorite part of Christmas? Getting raped by his uncle.

Q: What do you call cheese that's not your own? A: Someone else's cheese

What did Susie do when the music was too loud Nothing

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