- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the fox cross the road? To chew on the chicken carcass.

A man walks in front of a bus. The bus driver avoids the man but hits the boy eating ice cream.

What's worse than a worm in your holocaust? An apple.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

Q:How do u kill a butcher A: Kill its family

Why was the black family eating at K.F.C? The food there is really good and they had a discount on the family bucket.

What do you call a shop dedicated to selling rap music, watermelons, grape soda and fried chicken? A poor business model

your momma's so fat that she weighs a lot

Why was the man's foot hurting? Because he was being fed into a wood chipper

i know the best knock knock joke! you start! other person: knock knock me: whos there ........

Knock Knock Who's There? Steve Steve who? Your friend Steve, you called and told me to come over. Oh, come in.

What do you call a black lady with big boobs? Oh, wait, it's just a fat black guy.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Repeated jokes.

Hey girl, do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I dropped one and I can't find it.

Why can Randy Moss Jump so high? Because he trained to jump high.

What's a Mexicans favourite video game? It depends on his/her personal preferences.

Micheal jackson had half a pie, Fred had the other half of the pie, They both shared a pie.

Q: Why didn't Dwight D. Eisenhower play with the silly putty? A: Because he's dead.

How do you get a one armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder, he needs help.

Something strange in you're neighborhood. Who you gonna call? The police.

What is the best thing in the world? The opposite of the worst thing in the world.

Why couldn't the black man get his lawnmower to start? He was too poor to own a home =)

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is a serial rapist and has been harrassing six for months.

Did you hear about the guy who lost his arm and leg in a car crash? Well, he just died in hospital. RIP.

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