- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why would a baby cry? Because it's being put through a juicer.

Whats worst than being raped by a black guy? Being raped by two black guys? You racist i'm calling the police.

Roses are red, ill give you a wink, two in the pink, and one in the stink.

batman has diarrhea

Why doesnt mexico have an olympic team? Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim in already in america.

knock knock whos there banana banana who knock knock whos there orange orange who orange you glad I didn't say banana

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and its killing his family.

knock knock who's there? pizza man ok

What did the mother give her family on christmas? Some gelt, dreidels, and Challah because it also happened to be Chanukah on Christmas that year

What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern p.o.r.n-o collections.

Whats fat and gay joe diragi

Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

How does a man with no arms and legs get to your door. After asking his name please help us out with this question

What did Stevie Wander get for christmas? A book

What's big, old, and brown? A tree.

What starts with P and ends with "oop" POOP

Knock knock. Who's there? FedEx. FedEx who? Just kidding, it's hookers.

Why did the other Albino cross the road? He was running away from a witch doctor who was going to brutally murder him and steal his body parts.

why did Suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.... well then knock knock! whis there? suzie. suzie who? she doesnt know either...she has no arms!

whats funnier than anti jokes nothing

What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

Why is Joe is ugly? I dont Know

What do you call a boy with one arm one leg and an eye patch? Names

what did the apple say to the orange? -- NOTHING! APPLES DO NOT TALK!

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