- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven threatened six's family after insinuations of seven being a cannibal.

Why did the man get frustrated searching through a box of forks? He was looking for a spoon.

What is the difference between a pizza and ten dead babies? I dont have a pizza in my oven.

There once was a boy. On his birthday, he got a small puppy. The puppy was white and had big eyes. Boy loved his puppy and the puppy loved the boy.

If life hands you melons, you might be dyslexic.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He didn't he was chicken

You want to know how I got these scars? A horrible knife throwing accident.

In Soviet Russia you don't drive car, because the Soviet Union was disbanded in 1991

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 had paranoia.

Put my shoes on the wrong feet. Don't matter, i'm gunna die anyway.

What did man who had diarrhea say to the other man? "I have to go to the toilet."

Roses are Red Violets are blue This joke isn't funny And neither are you!

Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

What did the bank clerk say to the robber when he demanded all the money in the drawer? "Okay."

Mum says therirs ups in life... I have the Downs

What do black people and apples have in common? - They both look good hanging from trees.

Q: How do you keep an idiot in suspense? A:

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

What did the asshole say to his friend behind him? Fart

What's black and white and red all over? The Nazi Flag in WW II

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Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

The turd said crazy turd so many cows have ninety two ears and it walked away to the store and drank doors while juggling feces and racist jack-o-lanterns.

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