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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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John has 37 candy bars and eats 36 of them? What does John have? Diabetes, John has Diabetes.

mary had a little lamb it's fleece was white as snow and everywhere that mary went it did a massive shit

Actual jokes are now obsolete.

Q: What did the newborn dumpster baby say to the raccoon? A: Nothing. Newborn babies cannot talk.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My heart skipped a beat, I'm dead.

Why was Jimmy sad? Because he was about to be shot for attempting to assassinate the president.

What did the limp dick say to the vagina? Sorry, I'm a poof.

what do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night and see your tv floating thats odd.

"Ask me if I'm a tree," "Are you a tree?" "No."

Why couldn't Jimmy wash his hair? He has leukemia and therefore no longer has hair.

Why didn't Megan do her homework? Although Megan was an intelligent girl who had always done well academically, she remained unconvinced that anything taught in school held practical or philosophical importance.

why is it good to be a fireman? because they save lives

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: None. Woodchucks do not have opposable thumbs and cannot grasp or throw anything, so the point is moot unless they evolve thumbs for the sole purpose of chucking wood.

How do we stop world hunger? We must first ask ourselves: why don't people eat?

Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet, but she had anal hemorrhaging so it really hurt

A midget goes up to a prostitute and asks "what’s the worst joke you ever heard?" She replies "probably this one

What's black, white, and red all over? Road Kill Penguins.

Q:How many Elephants can you fit in a Audi quatro? A:It just sits on a leaf and waits for the autumn... Moral: Just sits on a three and waits for it to turn into four.

What do you call a cow that's holy? Holy Cow

Why couldn't the 11-year old get into the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13.

Man: You know you're crazy when you talk to inanimate objects, you know you're Insane when they reply. Stick: I know, right?

What do you get when you put a goat and an owl together? A goat and an owl

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