Q:Whats big, red and eats rocks? A: A big red rock eater

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what do you call a white man who appears to be standing on water? a surfer

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The Walmart Scooterwhale (Terracetus obesitus) is the only member of the cetacean family to live in a terrestrial environment. Commonly found in large-scale grocery stores all across North America, it subsists mostly on fattening junk food, microwave popcorn, and beer.

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A group of 8 paintbal professionals land on an island to battle another paintball team. The team is then faced by a challeng of the other team ambushing them. Everyone is okay and not touched. A case breaks the window of the bus they hide in. They open the case and find a bullet proof vest. A man placed the vest on himself. They made it one by one out of the bus and to the otherside of the field the man with the vest was shot and started going... eghegeheghdjrhherbehgh and they pulled out a real gun bulet. They were now under attack by an enemy with real amunation. Then next man to run across the fied was killed. Tehy ran fr their lives.

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What happened to the old man at his suprise party? He died from the shock.

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wat is the name of a girl u can play connect the dots on her face laurie pisciotta

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What happened when the chicken crossed the road? It entered a KFC and had the unfortunate suprise of having its head cut off.

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What do communists and strawberries have in common? You can eat them.

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Q: What lives in holes? A: Jerks.

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what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

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a mexican, a asian and a black guy are in a car whos driving? your mom

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Why did Timmy lose the race? He had no legs

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An under aged girl walks into a bar. She couldn't have done so without a fake ID and early development.

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Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled.

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What's the new green? Green

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a pedophile.

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Jebron Lames.

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A horse walks into a bar, prompting the show-jumping judges to subtract points for failing to clear the obstacle.

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Whats worse than being fat? Being Rebecca Black

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A horse goes to the mall and when he is in the checkout line there is a man at the cash register the man at the cash register says "Why the long face?" and the horse replies "hey buddy, watch it!!!!!!!"

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You know what topping goes bad with ice cream? Chloroform

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What's red and shiny? Not the holocaust

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What do you call a fly without wings? A walk.

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how do you make a baby cry? you throw a brick at it's face!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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