How do you get a bear out of tree? You shoot it

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue If You Bend Over Some More I'll Eat That Booty Too

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So this squirrel is walking across the road when a HUGE truck comes and smashes him beneath the tire.

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How to you kill a pizza guy? Shoot him in the face.

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What's funny about anti-humor? Nothing.

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Why did the Mexican cross the border? He wanted to live a better life in pursuit of freedom and a better job.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing, as speaking to himself is a sign of mental illness.

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how do demolish a building alkekwhakbar

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Dora the explorer went on an adventure. sadly, all of the animals in the forest, including boots the monkey and swiper the fox, kill her as a sacrifice to an unknown God

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How do you fit an elephant inside your car? I don't understand why this task would even need to be performed. I have never arrived anywhere in my car and thought "Sure could use an elephant right about now..."

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One dog says to the other "I love going for walks!" A women over-hears, screams "A Talking Dog!", and calls the police. The dog is put down and dissected for scientific research.

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How do you kill a dwarf? You put rope around his neck and attach the other end to a concrete slab. Proceed to then through him in the ocean.

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MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

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A Jew with a boner runs into a wall, what hits first? His nose

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What did the Apostle John say to Jesus of Nazareth? "Oh, blow it out your butthole."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because KFC was hiring

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Girl: What is your phone number? Guy: 1-800-Choke-Dat-Ho

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What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa? Tiger woods is a famous golf player and Santa is a fictional old man dressed in red and white who is said to live in Lapland, have an airborne sleigh driven by eight magical reindeer and come down the chimney to fill childrens' stockings on Christmas eve.

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Knock Knock Come in

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There was a man posting an anti-joke... He had no life

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Why was the ginger angry with the manager of the hardware store? His smoke detector didn’t come with a snooze button.

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What's bigger than a horse ? An elephant.

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Feel free to call me, forget the money, as for my fucking eye, I just sure as hell hope those responsible are rotting in prison. I mean I just lost an eye right? Just kidding, I am the one who has been dead wrong here, I judged you wrong, I am the fuck that seems to feel responsible for the actions of others at times, then again I thought that you where sending them against me, they surely claimed they where, but fuck, people use all sorts of things and people as an excuse to do whatever the hell they want.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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