- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road I don't know

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

Why couldn't John ride a bicycle? Because he is a fish.

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

people can be soooo loud!!!!!!! sooo loud that they wake up helen keller!!!!!!

What's red and smells like blue paint? Fetus Blood. Due to the low concentration of iron, it gives it an aroma of paint.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Max

knock knock who's there? ketchup ketchup who? better catchup with me!

Yo momma so stupid she tried drowning a gold fish. She got accused for animal cruelty.

A man asked a horse "Why such a long face?" The Horse replies "My entire family just died in a plane crash."

What did the doctor say to the other doctor? She is a goner.

How do I want to die? From Chuck Norris killing me, that would be an honor.

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

You know how hitler wasn't accepted into the art school ? The teacher who didn't let him join was Jewish .

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"knock, knock" "who is there?" Gestapo

Q: a black man and a mexican are in a car. Whos driving? A: The mexican. They're going to the bookstore to get some books.

A black guy, a Mexican, an Arab and a white guy walk into a room and embrace cultural diversity.

So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Four because snakes don't have legs.

What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

a man walks into a bar with a poodle stuffed halfway up his rectum... WHY ARE YOU WAITING FOR A PUNCHLINE!? MY GOD! THIS MAN HAS A DOG UP HIS ANUS!

Q: Knock - Knock A: NO SOLICITORS!

What did the hobo get for Christmas? hypothermia.

I got shot in the balls now i'm pregnant?

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