Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not? --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Why was Jimmy upset? He wasn't.

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What happens when you mix mints with fizzy drinks Blast off

What's better than your first Hanukkah? Not being a Jew.

Who do you call when you see a ghost on the street? GHOSTBUSTERS!!!! no, ghostbusters are not real, you call the police

Yo mama so fat......Hiroshima.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

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There is a law in california that says that women are not allowed to drive with house coats.

Q: What's one thing that 5 out of 6 people always agree on? A: Gang Rape

None of the sex jokes are not funny or not funny. They're just inappropriate.

Why wasn't the door a door? It was a jar.

why was 6 afraid of 9? cause thats just gross.

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already taken her police statement and she doesn't want to discuss the incidentit anymore until her lawyer arrives.

What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

A black man and a hispanic man are in a car. Who is driving? The guy who didn't call shotgun.

Want to hear a joke? Obama

A Haiku It Is This One Is Kind Of Boring Now It's Time For Bed

A guy walks into a doughnut shop and says "I'll have a small coffee and a doughnut." The shop keeper says, "I'm sorry we ran out of coffee." The guy says, "All right I'll just have coffee than"

Why did the boy fail his final? His severe depression and progressive detachment from reality caused him to hang himself the night before

Why did the boy stop working on a farm? His country became more economically developed.

What would Steve Jobs be doing if he were alive today? Dying.

Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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