Your mom is so ugly that you should buy her a paper bag to cover her face because she is just so very unattractive that it burns mine and everyone else's eyes.

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knock, knock Who's there? A social worker, we are taking your children into costody because your wife has reported you to the police for molesting them.

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A man walks into his doctor's office He says: ''Doctor, I have said goodbeye to my family and friends and I have decided to take the pills you offered me and die peacefully in my sleep, I won't suffer any longer from my disease''. The doctor answers: ''You are in luck, we still have a few of them left''

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What do u call a man who sells hot dogs on the street? A Mexican

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Why did the boy drop the ice cream? Because he had a seizure.

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Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road ? A. Because he had grown tired of living thus choosing to end his life.

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yo momma so fat dora couldn't even explore her!!!

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*Click* "Hello you have reached a pre-recorded voice at the suicide hotline. We regret to inform you that our consultant has suffered a recent bout of depression due to the sheer volume of calls he has received." "His body was found this morning, hanging from a tree." [L]

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Q: What can a black man do that a llama can't? A: Walk

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Roses are nice, violets are fine, ill be the 6, if you be the 9!

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why does gamma not smile because he has strokes

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Q: What's red and bad for your teeth? A: Bricks.

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because ti was stapled to the chicken.

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You are driving a canoe home when the wheels suddenly fall off. How many pancakes does it take to fill a doghouse?

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Why did the magician die when he tried to escape from the handcuffs underwater? Because he drowned and failed his magic trick.

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Q: What kind of time is it when you fall from a ladder and are moments from landing straight on a operational circle saw? Moral: ITS TIME TO SPLIT!

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True or false , is it hotter in the summer or in the city? False, because blue monkeys don't eat orangutan bones.

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Why did the cop pull the black guy over because he was speeding

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Roses are red Violets are blue Refrigerators are whitWhen falling from trees, they kill you

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LeBron James: Kobe, i got a ring will you stop making fun of me? Kobe Bryant: Yes Kobe and Michael Jordan: LeBron asked if he gets a ring if we'll stop making fun of him LeBron James: Hey Kobe why didn't you answer when i called? Kobe Bryant: Sorry, I only heard it ring once

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Potatoes have skin. I have skin. Therefore, I am a potato.

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A man that says YOU SUCK MY DICK YEAH!finds a woman that says YOU SUCK MY BOOB YEAH!They get married,The woman is actually a gay man!

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A sloth walked into the dentists he was confused

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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