Yo mamma's so short that she is 12 inches below the average height of a woman at her age.

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Josh is sooo great at blowing, xoxo Dylan Hodge.

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Let's get some comments on this one! Everyone add a comment with a quote from a movie! I'll thumbs-up the best comments!

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There were 3 men on a rough each granted one wish to make. The first guy sees a bird and runs and jumps off the ledge and wishes to be a bird and he flies away. The second guy sees a butterfly so he too runs and jumps off the ledge and wishes to be a butterfly and flies away. The third guy telling himself those were all stupid wishes, makes up his mind what he is going to wish for so he runs to the ledge and just after he says "I wish to be" he trips on the ledge and says, "shit!" So his wish was granted and shit he became. The End.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? If the socket were 20 feet in the air, it might take 4 blondes with really good balance. Then again, it might not matter how many blondes there are because there are no replacement light bulbs, the don't have transportation, and the nearest store is 10 miles away. In conclusion, I would say that the number of blondes it takes to screw in a light bulb is dependent on the individual situation at hand.

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Little Susie fell of the swings. Where did she go? On the ground.

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What day is it today? Today. Thank you. You're welcome.

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A bomb went off in japan where did sally go Everywhere

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How do you make your mom mad? Burn down the house and eat the dog.

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Have you heard of the lawnmower joke? No neither have I

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So a guy with alsimers walks into a bar........I forget the rest.

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HOW MANY CRACK-HEADS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHT BULB? NONE, THERE AIN'T NO ELECTRICITY IN THE CRACKHOUSE!!!

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Why does Gandalf have special powers? Because Dumbledore died.

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Why Did Suzie fall of the swing? She has Polio and will die the Next Day

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Knock. Knock. Who's there? Anonymous. Anonymous who? Exactly.

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Don't you hate it when someone starts a sentence and doesnt fi...

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put C where A is. :D

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A black man and a muslim enter a bar. The Black man pulls out a gun in an attempt to commit a robbery, however the muslim opened his jacket, screamed "Allah Akkbar" and blew himself up. Everyone died.

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Lambos are red Tuxedos are Blue The cat is out of the bag Shit, we're all gonna die in helll

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Yo mammas so fat you know what, i think she might die!!

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What was so special about Anna Frank's diary? Nothing. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? The one from the farm across the street. Can Randy come play outside?

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What's black and fast? A treadmill.

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Yo momma's so fat she weighs more than the average woman of her age and height

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