What do you call a fat zombie? Dead

a black guy hates chicken.

How many dead babies does it take to fill up a car? Dead babies should be reported to the police and not be stuffed into cars.

What does a blonde say when she wants to order a large pizza ? "Hi, I would like a large pizza, please."

Whats long and red all over? This Cut on my arm, i should get it checked out.

whate white and cant climb trees? powdered sugar

What's brown and Rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

What looks like a lion, sounds like a lion, and feels like a lion? A lion Ba dum chh

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha...................... Wats so funny?

Who is happpier than the grouch about the Zombie Apoclypse? Dora.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading the dumbass things that people come up with as an answer.

What did the atheist say as Jesus walked past? nothing, he ran to the nearest bar and called the insane asylum.

Q. Why did the television set turn on? A. Because someone pressed the power button.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't the farmer shot him before he could have a chance at freedom.

whats the difference between a black guy and pizza? a pizza can feed a family.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They beat her mercilessly.

A seal walks into a club.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead

What do you do if you run over a black man? Call an ambulance... he's probably about to die.

What's worse than a bruise in your knee? A bruise in your other knee. And what is worse than that? The Holocaust. And what is worse than that? A second Holocaust, much bigger, with much more casualties.

Why did the turtle fall out of the car? It forgot to buckle up

Why did the man fall off the cliff? I don't know, I have mental AIDS.

Whats worse than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork

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