- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Boy: Did it hurt? Girl: (sigh) Did what hurt? Boy: When you broke through the Earth's crust emerging from hell.

why was the little girl crying? because i raped her.

What did the Jew get for Christmas ....... An ashtray

What did the french toast say to the french fry? I don't know, I don't speak french.

Why was six afraid of seven? A: He just does.

I don't often drink beer, but when I do, I make the poor decision to attempt to drive while intoxicated, kill a pedestrian, and end up in jail with a hangover, a DUI, and an account of vehicular homicide. Don't drink and drive simultaneously.

How many Jews can you fit in the car? 4 in the seats and 6 million in the ashtray.

what do you call a tall skiny kid with a very big ego autistic

What did the Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I don't know. I can't speak Chinese.

I ounce had a parrot it talked buy never said im hungry so it died

cake cake and no cake, your life just ended

What is a name of a kid with down syndrome. Adam Hebeison

Knock Knock! Who's there? Oh, they were just nailing a notice of foreclosure to the door.

(PC) Why aren't regular jokes as good as anti-jokes? Because they are worse than anti-jokes.

What's Kanye West's main goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse then the Holocaust? Two Holocausts

Jesus hates you this I know, because Buddha told me soo.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut, you ***ing racist.

why did the girl cross the road? to get away from you

What's worse than a burglar breaking into your house in the middle of the night? A rapist breaking into your house in the middle of the night.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a gun Get in the van

Why are you so gay? Because I am a homosexual.

Why did they use the phone as a football? Because it was a phone-ball.

-Hey cute blonde! -I'm not blonde.. -Nor are you cute.

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