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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the horse say to the cow? Nothing because animals cannot speak.

If one train is heading North at 60 mph, na danother train is heading South at 45 mph, how many waffles are on the roof? The answer is purple, because aliens like coffee.

What's the worst part of being a black Jew? That is a very uncommon combination of race and religion, therefore causing obvious confusion.

Some guy pretends to be Santa on the street. He touches a little girl and says "It's okay i'm Santa" So the pedophile Santa molestes the little girl. The little girl goes home and says that Santa touched her so the parents go looking for this guy. And then they find out he died of a heart attack.

what did the black mother think of her daghter's white boyfreind? i dont know i cant read minds

Ask me for £1000 Can I have £1000 No get a job

Did the single mother survive the plane crash? No.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I'm blind

Q. What do you call a dog thats deaf? A. A horribly abused domesticated animal that needs a kinder owner.

I thought we where okay, you seemed so nice and calm before, are you okay? What happened?

Knock knock. Who's there? Mom. Mom who? SHUT THE F**K UP AND OPEN THE DOOR!!!

What do you call a man with cheese on his face? His name is David.

what do a blonde and a brunette have in common? They were both red-heads until they walked into great clips.

A black person went into a store and paid full price for his tv

What's gay and Jewish? Henry Shine

What'd the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? New shoes and some gloves

noah is a scrub jungle

my friend got in a car wreck,he lost his left arm and left leg. how is he now? Hes all right.

The Holocaust is worse than any number of bee stings. Unless, of course, bees separated people of certain ethnic backgrounds from their families and killed them off bit by bit by stinging them.

What ended in the year 1970? 1969

Q. What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A. Cancer

What Mistake Do Ghosts make? None ghosts dont exist..

Stalin and Hitler went to Kmart to buy mini-toothpaste. Because they schleifen schlafanned on their way to the country club.

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