one day a boy asked a Manican if it had a pulse it didn't

Whats the difference between 2 white men? They both have different jobs and one is racist orange peel.

Why did dave not hug his wife? becuase he said she looked horrifying from the war in iraq.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

man:"gullible is written on the celling" boy looks up

A black guy, a white guy, and an Asian guy walk into a library. They were getting help from the Asian guy on their math homework.

Knock knock who's there? Boo. Boo who? Uh, Boo Johnson, your next door neighbor. Forget it I'll come another day.

Yo momma so fat, when she went out side in a red dress, everyone yelled "HEY, KOOL-AID!"

What did Superman get for Christmas. Nothing as he likes to stay detached from society.

I was gonna clean my room. But then my mom did it.

WHY WAS 6 AFRAID OF 7? I REALLY DONT KNOW!

A man walks out of a bar. Gets in his car and crashes because drunk driving isn't safe.

Lol... (wow you made me type lol), "like it is nothing to be ashamed of?" Your eyes are really beautiful, honestly probably the most beautiful eyes I have seen... And no, I am not talking about your bewbs.

drugs sex and alchohole are yumme as AIDS

Q: Wanna hear a joke? A: the WNBA

What do you call a boy with no arm and no legs in a fire? Screwed.

Q: How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? A: Ele PHa n T

If you know someone with the last name Schmidt. ALWAYS ask him to take a Schmidt on your chest

But who would want to sell us out and why?

so a black guy, an asian, and a scott are sitting at a bar, they drink responsibly, pay their tab, and leave. The evening couldn't have been more pleasant.

Why didn't the lady answer the phone? She is deaf and mute.

Knock Knock. Whose there? Fed-Ex, here's your new brother.

Everybody has a penis! EVERY BODY! WHY can't feminists admit this obvious anatomical fact? Gahhhh!

What did the talking muffin say to the other talking muffin? Ah! A talking muffin!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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