why is brennan hart a dumbass idk ask his mom

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

what would u do if you were having anal sex with a black guy and his penis was sooooo big that it ripped ur asshole? staple it back together

What do you call a gay black man? Whatever his name happens to be

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

What is Hellen Keller's favorite TV show? She doesn't have one - She is blind and deaf.

What starts with P and ends with "oop" POOP

Yo mommas so dumb she took an IQ test and scored low on it

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

A blonde went to buy a Pizza and after ordering, the assistant asked the blonde if she would like her pizza cut into six pieces or twelve. "Six please" she said, "I could never eat twelve!"

roses are red violets are blue i have Downs Syndrome... and a ding-dong potato

What Do you say to an atheist after he sneezes? Bless you. Its just polite

Why was the fat lady on the Medicine ball? Because she was fat!

What do black people eat? Food.

Three Jewish men walk into a butcher. They dont buy any pork products and thank the butcher for his services.

whats red and bad for your teeth... A brick.

What do you call a black man that flies a plane? A pilot you racist bastard!

Why was the boy sad he ate a loaf of bread? Because ducks ate him alive after that.

Oh no my baby is dead. Ha.

Where would it be hard to find handicapped parking? At the paralympics.

Why was the asian bad at sex? Because he was 5 years old

Why was Timmy sore? He'd been playing with his cornhole along with his friends all day!

Why didn't the little boy have a good time at his birthday party? Because his friends lit him on fire.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

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