- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Ed Gein get at McDonalds? The corpse of a worker he killed by the dumpster and hauled back to his shack to hang up and gut like a deer.

What smells like old people and is white? Talcum Powder.

Mary had a little lamb, The nurse and midwife fainted. Because last year she met a ram, And they got too acquainted.

I was watching this movie..... its over now.

A pig walks into a bar and says, "Oink."

Why did the balck man sit at the back of the bus? Because all the other seats were taken.

matt has ebola...funny right!?

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He was butchered on the farm for chicken fingers.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Girl look at that body, girl look at that body, I got passion in my pants... Actually I lied, I got a penis and testicles in my pants, but I'm afraid to show it because people might think it's small, sorry

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

Hoverboards are still not available, and it's already October 21, 2015...

A seal walks into a club.

What did the pear say to the orange? Orange ya gonna say hi? What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk.

I'm not saying your mom's ugly, but I like pancakes.

What did the drug addict say to the doctor? I am a drug addict and am in need of help and rehabilitation.

Yeah sure comment below, and soylent green is fucking people! Moral: "You are judging the spitting image of yourself, except that you are doomed to remain ignorant and judgmental"

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Politely say "Hey you, get out of the tree."

What's worse than eating poop for your whole life? Nothing really, you've got serious problems if you have another option...

What did chad do when he found the grape? He ate it.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was in a chicken pen.

What did batman say to robin before they got into the car? Get in the car.

It's not ok to have intercourse with a woman who say's "No!" But what about "Let go of me!"?

There are two men on a dock. The first man says, "What's your name?" The second man says, "GET OFF!" because he has turrets.

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