Why did the male propagate the female? Because he was drugged. Slyly, this foxy female had slipped the male the date rape drug and a dangerous amount of viagra. During intercourse, the male ripped a gaping hole in the female's stomach and killed her. He woke up confused inside a dead stinking corpse.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse becomes depressed. He didn't ask to look like this. He drinks himself into a stupor, and then crashes into another car on the highway on the way home, killing a family of five. The horse is now in jail for life.

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What did one banana say to the other banana? Answer: It didnt say anything because bananas are inanimate objects, so it isn't humanly possible for a banana to speak.

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What did Sally want for Christmas? Nothing, she is Jewish.

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Yo mama so fat - - That your dad left her, and it's tearing your family apart

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Why did Hitler kill himself He saw his gas bill

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one day a white guy was in detroit. it was very strange. nothing happened

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Knock knock? Who's there? Set up. Set up who? Punch line!

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How do you get the neighborhood hoodlums to stop pushing you over in your wheelchair? Brutally murder their families in front of them.

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How do you double any amount of cash? Stack it up and fold it in half.

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What did the schoolgirl say to some of the people of Anti-Joke.com? You're sick. Stop talking about the Holocaust.

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What did one blind person say to the other? Nothing. He is also mute.

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Why does everyone treat Jesus as some sort of saint for making five thousand people bread, when Hitler made six million people toast?

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How do you kill a hobo? Throw a penny off a clif.. How do you kill another hobo? Tell him the penny's still down there

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Ants are the Velociraptors of the insect world.

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A student often slept through his alarm, which led to a lower class attendance rate and thus a poor performance on his exam

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Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: A sad, unfortunate dog.

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- Knock, knock. -- How many dead babies does it take to cross the street and walk into a bar? - That's an odd question to ask to a visitor. -- Your mom.

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how did harry styles get in one diretion god

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What's funnier than 100 dead babies? Everything.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He got hit by a semi.

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The past, the present and the future walk into a bar. It was tense.

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What happened to the boy after his life saving surgery? He died of an unrelated disease.

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what types of people have big noses? people whose parents both carried the recesive gene.

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