Cosmopolitan magazine releases an issue without any sex tips.

BOB: Hey look its spiderman Spiderman: IT'S MANSPIDER!!! Punch! Kick! Ouch!

what's black and can't swim? a black refrigerator

What did the Big Chimney say to the Little Chimney? Nothing, chimneys are unable to talk.

why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by 7, who is a rapist

You want to know something bad? A bag of dead babies. You wanna know something worse? One was still alive. You wanna know something even worse? He ate his way out. You wanna know something even worse? He went back for seconds.

Ashton Kutcher meets a fine cougar at a bar and the cougar fatally wounded his throat.

what do you call a black man that sells drugs

Puns are terrible. I love them.

How many Mexicans does it take to screw a lightbulb? None, they couldn't cross the border.

Why are black people good at basketball? Because they train hard and practice daily.

How do you scare a plumber? Kill his family.

whats green and smells like red paint? green paint

Women's rights.

If you have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, Chuck Norris now has $10.

Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

Q what's worse than Tori's singing A absolutely nothing !

A man walks into a bar........ gets eaten by a lion.

The stone said to tree I wanna be car the tree replied you cant be a car. Forever a stone

Why did the man eat his wife? He was a cannibal

What's awesome that's awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Ketchup What else is awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Mustard

Where was the black child's dad? At work. He'll be back around 6:30

Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? No. Yeah, he died.

How do you tell if an albino baby is black? Check his genetics.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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