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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when u poke a ghost that is standing on the edge of a building? Ghost aren't real so therefor u will fall of the edge and die

Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she is legally blind

What did one cow say to the other cow? Moo

Why are black people so fast? They probably practice.

What do you get when you cross a cheetah and a zebra? A dead zebra.

Why did the the dog not eat its food? Because the night before the dog had gotten serious disease and lost appetite

What's worse than the Holocaust? The eventual extinction of humanity, followed by the death of the universe.

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I didn't use protection So here's your baby

What do you call a black man reading a book? An avid reader that happens to be black

Roses are red Violets are blue and oranges are orange nothing rhymes with orange

Wanna know a secret? I didn't read or agree to the terms and services

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

What did David's mom give him for his birthday? Nothing he hasn't seen her in eight years.

A wise man once said, "I am wise".

Your mom is so fat, she went to the hospital, and they intern, turned her exess fat into 12 babies.

Three soldiers, one Japanese, one American, and one Italian were stuck in a desert. How did they escape? A rescue squad of thirty trained troops came down in a helicopter and brought them each to their respective homes except the Italian who was actually a M.afia boss so they put him in prison.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

A doctor tells a guy: "I have bad news. You have Alzheimer's, and you have cancer." Guy says, "Thank God I don't have cancer."

Violets are blue Roses are red I stabbed you 37 times in the chest Now you're dead

Hey I just met you. And this is crazy. So get in my van. Cause I have candy.

What's sadder than a dead baby? Any dead adult, considering how much more they've contributed to society.

3 Blondes walk into a bar. One ducks, the other two are hospitalized with mild concussions

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