hey! Wanna hear a bird joke? No. Well this is Hawkward....

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Knock Knock!! . . (There is no response as nobody's home)

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Did you know Helen Keller had a swing set in her backyard? Neither did she.

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What did Osama bin Laden say when he heard loud gunshots outside his millitary compound? A: We'll never find out

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[Set up] [No punch line]

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Whats the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? Megan Fox is alive

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Im 8 years old, sometimes I get sick, and I take medicine and it makes me feel better. My daughter has cancer.

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did you hear about the argument between jamie jacob and dylan? daniel killed them all

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? About 1 or 2, then the neighbors would phone the police and you would be arrested for infanticide.

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Whats the difference beetween a pilgrim and a jack-o-lantern? Jack-o-lanters didn't discover america.

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Why was Samuel L. Jackson so tired of those motherf***ing snakes on that motherf***ing plane? Because if snakes are loose on a plane, they might bite you.

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there was a black man n a white man they went into a hauted house the black man saw a penut butter slice n tryed to eat it then the ghost said dont eat the penut butter slice so the black man ran away so then the white man came and saw the penut butter slice the white man toke a bite then the ghots said i told u once i told you 2 i wipe my ass with that penut butter slice

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

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A homosexual and a heterosexual bump into each other on the street. But its okay, because although they both lead very different lifestyles, they are open minded enough to respect each others choices and both apologize and keep walking.

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Stop Iran! We need the money.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I look down My pants are brown.

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Why did the chicken cross the road Because the farmer is obviously to stupid to build a proper chicken coop, and thus his chicken is crossing the road and will most likely be hit by a car

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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you know whats not funny white boards.

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'knock knock' 'Who's there?" "the mailman, Ive got mail for you"

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Did you know that if you say "gullible" slowy, it still sounds like you're saying "gullible."

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Did you ever notice how Bill Nye has a "labrotory" filled with young innocent children? hmmm, very suspicious!

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Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy? They have different colors of skin.

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What do you call a guy with an axe in his head? Chuck

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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