- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a clown stop smiling? Hit him in the face with an axe.

What did the African say to the Mexican? "Hola, Como estas?" and the Mexican did not respond because he didn't speak Spanish.

I would tell you a joke about a broken pencil, but it's pointless.

What do you call a black man that has just gotten out of jail? A former criminal who has served his time in prison and is now trying to redeem himself by becoming a respectable member of his community

Roses are black Violets are Black I'm Hellen Keller

How do you cure a person that claims cannot say no to anything? Treatment: locks door NOW SAY NO TO ME! BUAHAHAHAHA! Patient: NO I CANT!!! You care cured! opens door NEXT!

What did the dog say to the other dog? Were both dogs!

A black guy walks out of a house with a t.v. He proceeds to put it into a moving van and moves into his new house.

Why did the drunk man puke? Because he was drunk.

Did you hear about that superman guy? He died.

What do you call someone who kills a black man? A murderer

What's the warmest organ in a dead baby's body? My penis

Nero, I mean it, I want you and your wife to have 15 million dollars, it wont buy you the happiness you seek, but it helps no?

Why dd the little girl drop her ice cream cone? She lost her arms to cancer.

Why did Mufasa miss his doctor's appointment? Because he was trampled to death by wildebeest

A morbidly overweight baby eats horse poop and dies a slow horrible death

A blonde walks into a bar. That's it.

how to name your chinese kid. throw a spoon dow the stairs

What is white and can't climb trees? Powdered sugar.

When life gives you limes....... first you have some problem and second u throw them at people

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock Knock? Who's There? Not Suzy. What did Suzy want for Christmas? Parents who loved her. What did Suzy get for Christmas? Cancer.

what did the asian father say to his son after getting a c+ on a test? son you are working hard and i know you will do well

Roses are red, violets are blue, This is false, Violets are purple.

Roses are reds, Viloets are blue, Thank God I'm a christian, And not a jew.

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