- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I'm locked in someone's basement, Please help me.

Yo mama so fat because it's in her genes.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it died. Q: Why did the dog fall out of the tree? A: Because it was tied to the monkey.

Why did the kid fall off is bike? He was hit by a bus.

Want to hear a joke? ...you're straight.

Sex

Which disney princess always stays old? Snow White

Q: What did the psychopath dream about? A: An insane chimpanzee kicking his head off, or maybe something normal

Knock Knock Who's there? Sally Sally who? Haha I'm just kidding, I'm Jorge.

Jake snow steals ideas he doesn't make them up

This dog can only sniff marijuana.

Knock knock Whos there A dead boy a dead boy who A dead boy who started tobuy drugs and didn't have the money for it and his family loved him and he was going to go to college

dont you love porch monkeys? no.

What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's orange and sticky? An orange. What's red and sticky? My stool - is that normal?

MATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

What is a bull like in a China Shop? Calm, because generally any bull you would find in a China shop is probably made out of porcelain.

A black man walks into a white man on the street. The white man viciously beats the black man.

So a guy with no legs and no arms is on his death bed. He asks to sky dive one time before he dies.

No your aunties a joke

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

gingers

What happens if a guy is gay? You call him Verl.

How do giant spiders like to spend their weekends? Eating Orphans.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom

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