- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? It's socially acceptable to sit on a bench.

what's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? a Jew is a person and a pizza is a food

Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

Why did the car crash? Because the driver was blind

what's worse than being hiv+? having full blown aids.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Your mom is so poor; she doesn't have a job.

What do you call a man who does not burst into tears after hearing that his mother has died? A person that has been desensitized by today's cruel world and society.

What is the difference between a Ferrari and a bag of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Why did the chicken cr-VAGINA!!!!!!!!!!! sorry, tourettes.

What do you get when you cross a pug and a beagle? A cross pug and a cross beagle.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have PTSD. Time to kill myself.

whats awesome? a blade of grass with a mexican hat and a revolver.

What do you call someone who can legally murder? OJ Simpson

An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can't talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it's a bird of prey. Posted by: BerserkSpoon

I like my sex how i like my steak Pink and Bloody

What would Loiter Squad be if the characters were white? A show.

What do a Siamese cat and a birch tree have in common? Both exist.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Dead.

Wenn Sie dies zu übersetzen, dann ist dein ein Esel

Knock knock Who's there Why? Why who? Why so serious?

A little boy went to a sleep over . They watched a episode of pokemon and the flashing lights triggered the boys epilepsy he was driven to hospital and is recovered.

How did the Jew survive the holocaust? He didn't, he died.

The little girl asks her father "Daddy why is santa fat?" "you have to exist to lose weight" he answered

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