What's one plus one? two.

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What's sad about a pile of dead people? They didn't have life insurance.

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WHY DID THE MAN FART HE WAS A FARTY PANTS AND WE CAN CHAT HERE ON THIS WEB GO TO ANTI JOKE SEE ME I WILL GIVE U JOKES

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How did Helen Keller's Parents punished her? The put a doorknob on her door.

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who looks like a double rainbow? gun baby who was pregant and rapes her

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Wanna hear a riddle? Womens rights

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A woman says Renae has a butt... Two men say we don't care we have her hammer. True story.

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What did the vampire use to make tea? Hot water, a kettle, and some nice green tea leaves given to him by his great uncle for kwanza.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he found out the oreo he slept with last night had aids and he wanted to make sure he didnt get the deadly disease so he went to the doctor to get tested.

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What did the doctor say to his patient? You have stage IV Ovarian Cancer.

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Why was the jewish boy crying? i lied he was happy.

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Woman + Kitchen = sandwich

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What's worser than dieing? Living-being tortured while at it too

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Shut up max im not fucking demented u dickhead

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what do asians do in asian history month, nothing, it does not exist, hahaha

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Your mamas so poor she cant even afford to support a family

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Stop. Seriously stop.

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what happens when a hamster bites your arm? your arm bleeds

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Why didn't the skeleton go to his party? Because he used to be alive and was burned to death by an overturned truck carrying chemical's so his family canceled the party to organise the funeral.

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how do you break up with your girlfriend? talk about their race.

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Two muffins are in an oven. They say nothing, muffins are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

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Everyone text/call Mrs. Butt Hemingworth for a free pint of her delicious marmalade! Serious inquirers only. 832 704 1331

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BRANDON LUI ROCKSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

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