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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why are asians good at math? A: Because they study with their tutor every tuesday

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What did superman say when he flew into a building? Flying is inhumanly possible unless in an aircraft vehicle.

What's white, wet, and salty? Salt that has come in contact with a liquid in the recent past, seeing as the liquid has not evaporated completely from the combination of sodium and chloride yet.

What Did Sally Get For Christmas? A Bicycle

Why would Maria not have sex with Liam? Because she is Danish and doesn't shave and therefore is self-conscious

A Duck walks into a bar.

Whats the difference between a baby and a sandwhich... I dont rape my sandwhiches before i eat them

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? AHHHH WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS!?!?!? MY HAND!!! MY HAND!!! AHHHHHHH!!!!! JUST KILL ME!!! PLEASE WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?!?! MY OTHER HAND AHHHH!!! HAHAAAAAAAAAaaaa..... AHHHHHHH WHY?!?! MY LEG!!!! MY FOOT NO!!!!! PLEASE!!!!! Ah AH AHHHHH!

Hey I just met you and this is crazy, I am pregnant and that's yo baby !

A Japanese Nuclear Scientist goes to the swimming pool, and buys a ticket. He went to the changing rooms and proceeded to have a lovely bit of exercise, which helped him burn off the calories from his carbohydrate based luncheon.

Why did the man cross the road? To get to the homeless shelter.

Why did the police officer decide to eat a donut? Because he was slightly hungry, but a meal seemed too much for him.

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Three girls are walking in the woods they see tracks one thinks it is a bear the other thinks it is a deer the last one thinks it is a lion They all argue till they get hit by a train and realized they were train tracks

A: Rock! B:Paper! C: Siccorz! D: Shoot! D: Jimmy, you alright buddy? I didn't mean for that bullet to hit you man..

Whats the difference between Justin bieber and a dick... The dick

4 people: A pilot, Bill Gates, the Pope, and a little kid, are all on an airplane with only 3 parachutes, when the plane's engine explodes and starts to go down. But the pilot makes an emergency landing at a nearby airport and everybody is okay.

Ya Mums so fat when she stood on the scales it came up with my phone number

What do you call a black man in space An astronaut

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A black person and a white person decide to have a race. Who won? The white person Don't be a racist.

Why did the chicken itch it's bum? Cause it's bum was itchy

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