what do you call a man without an umbrella? wet

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What is Worst than having a cancer ? Having two cancer

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Why do people waste there time writing Anti-Jokes Becuase they enjoy there right to the 1st ammendment and who are we to question it

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wioFUrwny1c

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(Knocks on Helen Keller's door) You: Knock knock Helen:....

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A mechanical wheelchair.

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how does chuck norris eat an apple Just like every other person

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A 16 year old boy and girl have unprotected sex. The girl becomes pregnant and decides to keep the baby. They both drop out of high school, get lots of government cheese, and the boy holds a steady job as manager at the local mcdonalds for the rest of his life.

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Q:Whats the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? A:One less drunk

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Hey i just met you. and this is crazy. I sent you my pubes in an envelope.

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Whats green and has wheels?? - Grass, I lied about the wheels

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Yo mama's so fat, I gave her a compliment because we should embrace body acceptance.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he was trying to kill himself in the fastest and easiest way due to his drinking problems, which in the first place separated him him from his wife, who is fighting with him in court for custody of there only child ,Steven. He can not even pay the rent on his apartment or hold a job to pay child support..he is also in debt.

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Yo mama got so bad teeth her dentist said she should get them surgicly removed and get lifelike dentures

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Don`t be mean? WOMAN! DO YOU NOT HOW TERRIBLE THE DEMAND YOU MAKE IS? ...Fine alright, I wont leave you hanging then... So I wont call. Moral: "Seriously though, I am leaving too, but I want the top comment"

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How do you get a baby in a bowl? You put it in.

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my name is piare (peeair) because my balder is empty

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I love you

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Roses are Red Your Face Has Turned Blue This Pillow I have Is Smothering You

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why was the little girl crying? Because her family was dead

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Your mother is so fat, she struggles to control her weight even with dieting. Obesity and heart disease runs is in her mother's side of the family; she and everyone close to her is very concerned.

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Q: What did the Goth-Punk girl write on her test for the question "What are three kinds of rock?" A: Igneous, Sedimentary, & Metamorphic, She is a 4.0 Geology Major attending a respectable University. She simply chooses to express herself through the musical and clothing trends that emerged in 1970's English underground music. In reality it her personal preferences in the aforementioned areas have no bearing on her intellectual or academic standing.

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What do you call someone like Sarah Palin? A tragic victim of America's flawed educational system. But hey! She learned one thing though! Russia is right in her own backyard! Oh wait that would be wrong unless her backyard stretched all the way across Alaska and the Bering Sea. So she didn't learn anything at all. OK she's just dumb

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What do you call a tortilla from venezuela? A tortilla.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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