- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the cab driver pick up the black man? Because the cab driver already had a passenger and it would be unprofessional to pick up another person.

DON'T READ THIS!!! you suck.

when life throws you lemons you should watch out or you might get hurt.

What's worse than being caught in a downpour? Having your kneecaps ripped out of their sockets.

How do you make 5 lbs of fat look good? Draw a smiley face on it.

Whats worse than a baby crying on a plane. 9/11

ROSES ARE RED FRIENDS ARE FRIENDS, NO MUTUAL FRIEND, WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU TRYING TO ADD ME ON FACEBOOK BITCH!

Friends are like trees, they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

No pen- no notes No notes- no study No study- no good grades No good grades- no diploma No diploma- no job No job- no money No money- no food No food- really skinny Really skinny- ugly Ugly- no wife No wife- no kids No kids- lonely Lonely- death No pen=death

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what is the difference between a black person and a white person there skin

What did the blind man say when you asked hi his favorite color? Nothing he is death too

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, that was a turkey. Oh.

Once upon a time, there was a ghost. The ghost was sneaking up on a little girl when she turned around and asked the ghost "Are you a stalker or something?" The ghost, unable to reply (being a ghost) was then kicked in the shins. The End!

Why didn't the woman cross the road? She died from breast cancer.

a dumb blond walks into a hair salon and gets her hair died brown... she is now a dumb brunette

What do you get when you cross a pug and a beagle? A cross pug and a cross beagle.

whats awesome? a blade of grass with a mexican hat and a revolver.

Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

When making an Anti-Joke, you click the button that says: 'I have read and agree to the terms of service' What are you called? A Liar.

Why did the car crash? Because the driver was blind

how do you drowned a blonde? put ankle weights on her and throw her in a river.

what's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? a Jew is a person and a pizza is a food

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have PTSD. Time to kill myself.

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